Mazel morons! It’s another immaculate Monday right here with the Good Guys. We’re kicking things off with Ben’s legendary Utah Clydesdale story before delving into hats that hurt, Josh’s “art teacher hair” debate, and why Jews secretly run Christmas music. We pitch our own holiday single (“Oy Vey, It’s Christmas”), dream up a Good Guys kids’ show, and debate whether Charlie Sheen’s comeback streak was pure talent or pure nepotism. Plus: Moron Mail featuring fat jokes gone wrong, a pizza addiction confession, and a twist on the classic Big Mouth. What are ya, nuts?

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Mazel morons! This week, we dive headfirst into the circus: from Tucker Carlson’s wild antisemitic commentary to Jimmy Kimmel’s sudden disappearance from late night, we’re unpacking free speech, FCC overreach, and the slow death of network TV. Ben takes us inside his ambitious Rosh Hashanah dinner menu (spoiler: brisket, sashimi, and a questionable mashed potato strategy), while Josh shares his thoughts on parenting, Volvos, and surprise bar mitzvah cameos. Plus: Charlie Sheen’s cartel cutoff, Sarah Michelle Gellar’s controversial Jeep gift, and the debut of our newest segment. Tune in, otherwise what are ya, nuts? Love ya!

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Mazel Morons! We're back and we're coming in hot- starting in caveman times and somehow ending with designer heels and baked bread. Ben goes shirtless in the studio, Josh shares his most awkward brand deal, and together we brainstorm a “reverse subscription service” where fans pay us to put clothes on. Along the way, we unpack energy drink sponsorships, waxing horror stories, family trust fund drama, and a Coldplay kiss-cam scandal. What are ya, nuts?! Love ya!

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Mazel Morons! Josh almost eats an edible on-air, Ben crowns Diet Dr. Pepper king of sodas, and we tumble into a heated debate on chiropractors vs. PT (rage-bait incoming). Plus: Ava’ and Bruce’s Galápagos seal adventure, wedding cheating drama, Lady Gaga’s four-song déjà vu, and Olivia’s bold claim that Dayton invented the bicycle. What are ya, nuts?!

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Mazel morons! This week Josh shows up late with police helicopters circling overhead, Ben vents about traffic and tennis, and Olivia gets pulled into a crash course on Yiddish words. From “schmucks” to “schmaltz,” we debate what’s made its way into everyday English, roast bizarre wedding food ideas (ice cream instead of hors d’oeuvres- what are you nuts?), and unpack the TikTok trend of “dating until you hate them.” Along the way, we cover itchy scalps, turmeric overdoses, the US Open, and whether joint birthdays deserve celebration. It’s part traffic report, part therapy session, part Jewish dictionary and a whole lot of schepping nachas.

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Mazel Morons! Today, we are FINALLY talking about THE Royal Wedding. We go from imagining Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding (horse-drawn carriages, Evite invites, and a whole lot of chair-lifting logistics) to unpacking Logan Paul’s big-day marketing hustle. Along the way, we debate whether aging gracefully means dating younger, reveal Olivia’s surprising celebrity crush, and answer moron mail about mothering your boyfriend, rekindling first-date sparks, and whether a Scottish club fling deserves a hometown tour. Plus: a What Are Ya Nuts? showdown that includes Josh calling out fake pre-boarders and Ben literally running out of gas.

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Mazel Morons! Today, we're covering everything from J.Lo’s infamous bodega snack order to Ben’s hair loss journey and the wild world of Turkish transplants. Josh shares his mom’s Costco hoarding habits, a Van Gogh-style portrait of himself, and why Apple thinks his toaster oven is a security risk. We weigh in on listener dilemmas- awkward weddings, relationship limbo, and cutoff t-shirts- plus we crown their latest What Are You, Nuts? moments (hint: loose romaine leaves and Torahs at Rikers). Love ya!

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Greetings, morons! We cover a little bit of everything this week: from wearing our partners’ clothes (and Josh’s surprising history with thongs) to debating the merits of maple syrup, Dunkin’s fall menu, and the world’s largest problem walking around in khakis. We weigh in on divorced parents dodging birthday parties, why airplanes turn into saunas the second you land, and whether granola branding even matters. Plus, Olivia’s birthday gets the celebration it deserves… sort of. What are ya, nuts?!

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