Good evening ladies and gentleman, and welcome to Old Tra-pod! Yes, it's a packed house here tonight at the Theatre of Streams, and boy do we have a fixture for you today.

As ever, the home side are HBFS AFC, a side with more initials than fans. And with zero world records and 10 losses to their name, this fixture feels more like a third round FA cup tie than a league game.

No, it's the visiting team the crowd are here to see today. All the way from Lancashire, he's the Kevin Keegan of kick-ups, the Ronaldinho of round-the-worlds, the Figo of football freestyling...it's John Farnworth!

You might want to put on some oven gloves, because boy do we have a scorcher of an episode for you this week!

For lucky episode number 7 we are joined by Hollywood's second favourite Austrian, stuntman 'Burning' Joe Toedling. If a world record involves being set on fire for an uncomfortable amount of time, Joe probably holds it. Joe tells us all about his favourite times being on fire, times it nearly went very badly wrong, and why exactly he believes he's able to survive being on fire longer than anyone else in the world.

We also discuss our favourite fire related world records in 'Record Breaker of the Week' and take a rundown of this week's record-related news in 'GB News', featuring both a really old horse and Bonnie Blue (spoiler...we recorded this episode nearly a year ago, so the news is a tad out of date)

AND could this be the week Sam or Josh finally break a world record?! It might just be...

*WARNING: The episode contains gratuitous puns about poop*

Today we're talking a load of sh*t - both metaphorically and literally - because this episode's guest is the owner of the world's largest collection of fossilised poo (coprolites), and esteemed founder of 'The Poozeum' in Arizona, USA. It's the magnificent George Frandsen! Simply the world's number one when it comes to number twos.

With this theme unavoidably dumped on our desks, we dig deep into all records poop related. And what a journey that is! Who would've known there were so many layers to the wonderful world of poo? ...Well, George Frandsen as it turns out.

An inevitably childish, but genuinely fascinating interview with our new favourite museum curator. What a guy. What a subject. What an episode!

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