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  • Help He Violated My Toothbrush

    Help He Violated My Toothbrush
    May 6 2025
    BIG NEWS. William is thinking of getting a hat. Yes, he does have one already. No, the Fedora doesn't count. After Jordan recounts the highs and lows from the team day out at Burnley away to Queens Park Rangers the boys get down to solving your dilemmas regarding how to choose which mates birthday you should attend when they fall on the same day and how to get over being told you look like you're old enough to be your best friend's father.
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    46 min
  • Ben's Travel Diary, Scrapbooks and Bad Luck

    Ben's Travel Diary, Scrapbooks and Bad Luck
    May 2 2025

    It's the moment we've all have been waiting for... Producer Ben's travel diaries! Strap in for some wild* tales from Ben's travels across South America last year. Not to be outdone, William has brought in his scrapbook from when he was five and it turns out to be the most 'William' thing ever. The boys also receive a piece of correspondence which has huge ramifications for International Cock or Ball fans.


    *the term 'wild' is used here sarcastically.
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    28 min
  • Help He’s Growing A Mullet

    Help He’s Growing A Mullet
    Apr 29 2025
    Jordan’s rocking a “trendy” new haircut, and it’s safe to say William is not impressed. Last week after William’s Jolly Joke, Jordan tries his hand at an Etiquettemology on a completely unexpected topic. Plus, one G&Diva faces a creepy dilemma when they discover their face on someone else’s walls.
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    44 min
  • Burnley, Viral Twins and Ben Is Dull

    Burnley, Viral Twins and Ben Is Dull
    Apr 25 2025
    With Burnley back in the Premier League next season, Jordan's keen to celebrate, and somehow William is also in the mood to probe the promotion. The boys also explore what the podcast might sound like if they were identical twins and there's unfortunate news on the horizon for the podcast's Crossed Wires show as giant rats have been spotted around Sheffield.
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    28 min
  • Help He Tinkled On My Toes

    Help He Tinkled On My Toes
    Apr 22 2025
    William attempts a Jolly Joke of the Week, though some censorship may have taken the edge off. Jordan brings not one, but two unwanted bathroom updates (that honestly, we wish he hadn’t). G&Diva dilemmas come in thick and fast, including a communal shower tinkler on the loose, and a cautionary tale about why you should always read the fine print on your lube.
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    33 min
  • Scrapbooks, Serial Killer Stains and Searching For Davinder

    Scrapbooks, Serial Killer Stains and Searching For Davinder
    Apr 18 2025
    Jordan’s love for spotless garments is thrown into question when a listener reveals some killer information about his beloved Shout Wipes. Meanwhile, William brings in some beautifully handwritten letters that gets Jordan unexpectedly emotional. And the boys do their best to help a G&Diva shooting his shot at 30,000 feet.
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    19 min
  • Help I Swallowed A Stranger's Toenail

    Help I Swallowed A Stranger's Toenail
    Apr 15 2025
    Jordan’s nursing a hangover this week, but William’s on hand to keep things lively with a hotly requested calendars etiquettemology. The Sexted mums get a shoutout as Jordan gears up for his trip to Casa El Norte, and Sarah’s in need of a little clarity when it comes to “Bed Chem”. Plus, the G&Divas bring in some truly grim dilemmas, featuring a smearing of dog poo and a rogue toenail.
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    46 min
  • Birthdays, Blu-ray’s and Backseat Boinking

    Birthdays, Blu-ray’s and Backseat Boinking
    Apr 11 2025
    Jordan shares some shocking details about his conception, and in the spirit of definitely not being a sex podcast, he also opens up about his brief foray into continental adult films. Meanwhile, William’s been accused of having a ‘common’ birthday (outrageous!), and the boys hear from a G&Diva whose superstitions changed the course of her labour.
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    19 min