🎙️ WHAT THE F***, Season 3, Episode 5: “Hillbilly B****

The episode where your three favorite degenerates decide it’s a great idea to record… under the influence. What could possibly go wrong?

Welcome back to another chaotic, unfiltered, absolutely unnecessary ride with Don, Jake, and Sammie as they stumble—literally and verbally—through a night of intoxicated storytelling, questionable decision-making, and pure “what the actual fuck” moments. This episode earns its title early, and trust us… it only gets wilder from there.

The madness kicks off with a story straight out of the “you can’t make this shit up” file: a DoorDash driver who thought it was totally appropriate to record one of her customers passed out naked on his couch and blast it onto social media like it was just another Tuesday. The crew breaks down the legal, moral, and deeply disturbing logistics of the situation while also acknowledging that, yes, this is exactly why everyone should tip—but maybe also wear pants.

But the night doesn’t end there.

In true Don fashion, he caps off the episode by casually dropping the story of how he almost got into a brawl in a restaurant parking lot, all because some grown adults forgot how to behave in public.

This episode has it all:

🍺 questionable sobriety

📦 naked DoorDash customers

👊 parking-lot almost-fights

🤣 unintentional comedy

🤦‍♂️ intentional chaos

If you’re here for polished professionalism… sweetheart, you clicked on the wrong show. But if you want unfiltered storytelling, genuine belly laughs, and three friends spiraling together on-mic, welcome home.

Hit play. Buckle up. And prepare to say “WHAT. THE. FUCK.” at least five times.