War, what is it good for? Movies! And making money. And various crimes, historically speaking.

One from the vault! (That means we forgot when we recorded it)

What an absolute delight of a film. It's very funny. Top notch indie horror/comedy done in a way that doesn't feel like it's punching down. Real, real good stuff.

It's mail. And it's Dead. And other stuff, too. Real weird stuff.

What can we say? Of course, Cobra.

It's going to revolutionize the dining experience! Great movie. Real good stuff.

We don't believe this IS the last Hell House. If so, fine. Be done and bury it's defiled corpse behind the house/hotel/carnival/whatever. We genuinely don't care anymore.

Happy Halloween (late as hell.)!!! It's time we lowered our caps, place them across our hearts, and remember one of the greatest horror directors of all time, Mr. Mario Bava.

It's a beach that makes you f*cking old. What are we even doing here?