HOTJAM Comedy Podcast Episode: A man got a coconut stuck up THERE Covering: There is no Self Defence in AustraliaRidiculous Airbnb requests from hosts, for example "We discourage METICULOUS GUESTS. Please book with other hosts that can accomodate ALL your requests".A 66 year old mans house was broken into by armed intruders who chopped his hand off with an axe and he managed to get one of them. The police said: "We will be examining the circumstances surrounding the incident, in particular the conduct of the occupant if the conduct was necessary and proportionate to his safety."Imagine highlighting they will be investigating the man whose hand got chopped off when people broke in, if he was in the wrong.Like anyone was concerned and at what point can you defend yourself if having your hand chopped off with an axe, you are still suspicious?A Horse running looseAnd if we get $20k in patreon members by the end of this year we will get banned from airbnb intentionally, by getting kicked out and asking a lot of questions about their rules and try to ask as many stupid questions as possible until they get annoyed.https://www.patreon.com/HotJamComedy for more wild content we can't post here.

HOTJAM COMEDY PODCAST Episode: I Gambled My Inheritance Covering: Marcus caused a bus strike Marcus caused a business to close Messing with telemarketers Shitting yourself at a music festival We are going to gamble an inheritance, to sell on marketplace. Then we are going to take it all and spend it on going to Cambodia to investigate why its alleged they have the smallest peckers in the world and prove the stats wrong! AND If we get 20 likes marcus has to call the school to ask for an apology.https://www.patreon.com/HotJamComedy for more wild content we can't post here.

TOP SECRET trick to make you good in bed Has your pecker ever exploded? Adult star can't have do it for a month after pecker 'blows up' in freak accident Is this the ultimate diet? Man who ‘hasn’t slept in over 60 years’ survives on rice wine and cigarettes Firefighter impersonator with garden hose arrested after refusing to leave fire scene I’ve found a fun game we can play on the podcast and if we hit 100 patreons Marcus said he is down to do it Marcus just booked a holiday to Kent in Britain? 'I’m a private investigator – cheating blokes always do the exact same thing' Who is the worst person to get cheated on by? Whats a good mothers day gift? A hot tip in the next dog race. A tattslotto ticket. A handwritten note. Used condoms. Well a man gave mother shoes made of his own skin As we all know size does matter and you are a wiener connoisseur Eating lizards are good for sexual performance “Dr Deborah Lee from doctorfox.co.uk, reminds us that lizards are a common meat source in many parts of the world, and that green and black iguanas, geckos, anoles and skinks are eaten in Asia, Africa, Australia and North and Central America.” What would you do if you were going to slowly die in a car? You cant get out and probably have 5 minutes of air and more. https://www.patreon.com/HotJamComedy for more wild content we can't post here.

The Triple Crown of Funniest Horse Racing Names. With the Triple Crown upon us, we decided to review the funniest horse racing names and breakdown what we would call our own horse when we eventually get one. These hilarious horse racing names are so wild, you'll think they're straight out of a sitcom, including some just so wild they got banned altogether, others we cannot believe got approved. The HOT JAM Comedy Podcast, hosted by James and Marcus aka JAM, aka Just Another Mor0n. Everything in this video is a joke, we are not professionals nor giving legitimate advice, even if we state otheriwse. Join the Patreon for more wild content we can't show here: https://www.patreon.com/HotJamComedy

HOTJAM COMEDY PODCAST Episode: Our North Korean Golf Trip The whole corporate world goes quiet or yells too loudly: Channel 7 buying drugs for guest: big companies just do this The lord delivered me a holy tip and it won…I got a knock on the door, 2 people who were overly smiley and they asked if I had heard of the bible…well it turns out I have. They went to flop it out which is a bold move. But I said no thank you but I asked for a random number and they gave me 1. So race 1, number 1, Randwick espionage. And the LORD delivered! Woolies roulette, they let me gamble to pay for my milk, by picking a number between1-5 How much piss do you think is in an Olympic swimming pool? If we get to 20k per month on Patreon by the end of the year we go to Arizona Wasted Masters next year. Do we go to North Korea for a golf trip? ONLY if you encourage us enough. and more. https://www.patreon.com/HotJamComedy for more wild content we can't post here.

HOTJAM Comedy Podcast Episode: 4 ways to know she wants to F you -is $10 Coffee too CHEAP to drink? -heres a new reason to love the Philippines: lawmaker urges women not to wear underwear at home. She also runs cover that the sti is from the petri dish in between your legs not from cheating so stop asking why I smelt like another womans perfume The elections coming up and a lot of money gets spent on ads, so we are for sale, we will promote either side, just whoever offers the most, we will wear red hats or blue just pay us. if a restaurant gives you the wrong order whats the appropriate response? What if you live in America? Mothers day is coming up, what better gift to give than an affair? Im trying to bully marcus into running for prime minister as leader of the dim sim party and someone in india stole my idea which I support. 4 ways to know she wants fuck you Gamble your tax return Setting up Government bet Beware of the naked man instead of beware of dog sign If we get $100k on patreon per month this year, Marcus will run for PM on the dim sim party and opening government bet. https://www.patreon.com/HotJamComedy for more wild content we can't post here.

HOTJAM Comedy Podcast Episode: The Forbidden desires of older women Covering: If we get to $10,000 patreons this year we will do a video: Flying from the largest to smallest sized peckers countries to ask why, for an in depth investigation. What age could Marcus get Madonna? Marcus tells everyone he wants to go on holidays to Ecuador, then Cameroon and Bolivia. The stats have come out and these are your top travel destinations? Also in these stats Australia has beaten the UK and USA and Ireland. Everything’s bigger in Texas except their tiny peckers. and more. https://www.patreon.com/HotJamComedy for more wild content we can't post here.

HOT JAM COMEDY PODCAST Episode: Japan’s Most Controversial Crime A Japanese principal lost his job over coffee size theft A Japanese principal lost his job and 180 grand for taking a large coffee when he only paid for a regular. Robots need to be tipped too even if they provide horrible service Man upset he got the wrong penises in the mail Man goes in for gallbladder surgery and gets surprise vasectomy Police fired several shots at a car after mistaking a falling acorn for gunfire Good news cousin marriage is probably fine Life Lesson: If you get arrested for intoxication, don’t go straight to the police station to complain Go to casino and ask for a defective baby Drink driving and going to the police to complain while drunk is a bad idea and more. https://www.patreon.com/HotJamComedy for more wild content we can't post here.