This week on The Hoteps, the crew kicks things off with the debate tearing through Sports Twitter: was it a catch or not for Buffalo as the Denver Broncos advance in the playoffs. From there, the conversation shifts to real‑world prep as the East Coast braces for its first major snow blizzard in years — what to do, what not to do, and how not to end up on the evening news.

Then the cultural smoke begins. Are the New Black Panthers really who they say they are, or are they agents in disguise. And if the old guard is compromised, who steps up as the next generation of Black leadership in America.

The timeline gets even messier with rumors that Desi Banks might be “working with them people.” Black Twitter is buzzing: did he take the bag, or is this all a misunderstanding. And if one of the internet’s favorite comedians is allegedly collecting checks, how many other influencers might be doing the same. The vibes are spooky. Also in true shine fashion the Hoteps rank the top Internet Comedians

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The Bills handled the Jags on the field, but the real explosion came afterward — when a Black female journalist offered the Jags coach a warm, auntie‑style blessing that sent Sports Twitter into full meltdown mode, with Jemele Hill catching strays in the crossfire.

From that viral flashpoint, the pod pivots to Corey Holcomb vs Anton, breaking down the only question that matters: who chumped who.

J. Cole reenters the chat with a new video from The Fall Off, raising the debate over whether fans still ride with him after bowing out of the Drake vs Kendrick war.

Druski’s church skit ignites the timeline, sparking a comedic face‑off with Tra Raggs. The crew digs into who’s actually funnier and who resonates more with the culture — absurdist parody or sharp social commentary.

A cultural obituary for Scott Adams leads into a look at Hotep Jesus’s influence on his attempted rebrand, highlighting how satire, controversy, and reinvention collide in the digital era.

The episode closes with heavier global and domestic beats: U.S. involvement in Iran and new ICE incidents in Minnesota, grounding the cultural chatter in real‑world stakes.

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The Hoteps break down the tragedy of the ICE shooting in Minnesota, joined by on‑the‑scene callers Rev. Tim Christopher and PdawgKnight for firsthand insight. The crew also taps into IShowSpeed’s wild Africa tour, debates whether boiled hot dogs are the unexpected wave of 2026, questions if Zion Williamson is officially a trick, and dives into plenty more.

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