Memories of ray gun torches, Subbuteo, train sets and 'clicky-ba'... Happy days(or was that just the effects of the accidental glue-sniffing?)

How well do we know each other? Was Dave saved by a burly Greek sailor? Would Jon spike somebody's coffee with laxative? And can Dave do camp and Scottish?

... or odd shoes and eggs? We recall some pranks that backfired, plus vegetables (and old ladies) who smell.

College life continues with stories of troubles with gas, women in wardrobes, smelly dead sea creatures, and how to sex an earwig.

It's been a while since we got together for a chat but now we're back!

We ended up with so much material that we've had to make this a two part Podcast.

Hangovers, topless go-go dancers, S & M - how the world unfolds for our heroes as they leave home for the first time and go to college. Tales of little money, not much food, lots of alcohol... and even a bit of education.

Jon is ungracious at being gifted scratchy trousers, and why Dave never received a didgeridoo and was embarrassed by the size of his Stilton.

Our heroes - essentially (of course) good boys - recall school discipline and how they evaded it, even when destroying canteen cutlery. Plus the torments of Puberty - no sex education, communal showers, and the walk of shame after rejection at the school dance.

Little boys go to Big School: terror of the metalwork lathe, crafting a phallic object in woodwork, a shameful case of bullying, and why did Dave have so many embarrassing nicknames?