Good news, bad news, and absolutely unhinged funny news — it’s all packed into today’s funny podcast, and somehow nobody got punched in the face (statistically speaking).

According to actual science (which we barely trust but love anyway), February is the safest month for your face. Cold weather means fewer bar fights, fewer parking lot brawls, and fewer reasons to square up with a stranger named Kyle. Meanwhile, May and July are basically sponsored by fists, fireworks, and poor decision-making. So congratulations — your nose survives another day.

But don’t relax too much. While punches are down, chair-related violence is UP. The crew breaks down a wild story out of Australia where a guy gets tossed from a strip club, grabs a restaurant chair, and absolutely demolishes his own friend instead of the bouncer. Olympic-level accuracy. Zero situational awareness. Internet hall-of-fame stuff.

Then things take a medical turn. Doctors in France discover a World War I artillery shell inside a patient’s body, forcing a hospital evacuation and a bomb squad call. No, that is not a typo. Yes, this happened recently. And yes, that man will probably never be trusted around antiques again.

As if that wasn’t enough, we meet Skip — a real human who voluntarily locked himself in one room for an entire year to “reset his life.” He’s livestreaming 24/7, learning Spanish, trying to do one pull-up, and battling YouTube ads like the rest of us. The Rizz Show actually talks to him LIVE, creating the first-ever “live-on-live-on-radio” situation that no one asked for but everyone enjoyed.

We also spiral into prostate exams, doctor awkwardness, the terror of chaperones named Gail, and why medical ceiling art is criminally underrated. It’s health talk, but make it deeply uncomfortable.

This funny podcast delivers daily humor, weird news, accidental science, and stories that start normal and end with someone saying “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?” If you like comedy podcasts that feel like a group chat escaped into a studio — welcome home.

This is The Rizzuto Show doing what it does best: talking about nonsense like it matters, and somehow making it worse.

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