Patrick gets pretty excited about the sexy witches in this one, you're going to really like it!

This is the story of Dyer Lane. Come for the ghosts, stay for a national conversation about parades, the half plus seven rule, classic America stuff, a disappearance of women, don’t let my pigs see me like this, tractor violence, and the coven-tractor-demon tarot.

Sources:

• https://ancestors.familysearch.org/en/LZ5P-XGZ/john-richard-dyer-1833-1865
• https://dreamingcasuallypoetry.blogspot.com/2018/03/the-mysterious-misinformation-of-dyer.html
• https://www.timetoast.com/timelines/dyer-lane-344c7ab2-4574-438e-a94c-d4c728fbeed6
• https://statehornet.com/2010/10/real-halloween-spooks-and-scary-attractions/
• https://www.costaricantimes.com/the-legends-of-haunted-dyer-lane/55982

Men will build so many forts in the same exact location rather than go to therapy.

This is the story of Fort William Henry. Come for the ghosts, stay for the biggest turkeys, no grazi, we hate this stuff, chip-on-the-shoulder piracy, permanent squid, a bastion you could eat off of, little French feet, and a girthy chub.

Sources:

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Maine
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_William_Henry_(Maine)
• https://wjbq.com/the-tale-of-maines-beautiful-and-haunted-fort-william-henry/
• https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/experiences/maine/fort-haunted-ghost-me

Land O' Lakes? More like Land O' Hot Takes, amiright? (Please forget everything you hear in this episode.)

This is the story of Forepaugh's Restaurant. Come for the ghosts, stay for bad bears, chicken pox party soccer team, foreplay of the animal kingdom, every dry good vendor's dream, the few privileges left to white males, a different John Hammond, acceptable syphilis levels, Molly’s rope, and the men of US Ghost Adventures.

Sources:

• https://forepaughs.com/about-forepaughs/
• https://saintpaulhistorical.com/
• https://www.hauntedrooms.com/minnesota/haunted-places/forepaughs-restaurant-st-paul
• https://www.americanghostwalks.com/forepaughs-restuarant-st-paul-minnesota