What happens when a shattered urinal becomes the secret you take to your grave?

Sam and Jeff dive into the week's biggest celebrity drama, starting with Kyle and Amanda's Summer House divorce. Sam pulls no punches about Kyle's infidelity and treatment of Amanda (who's finally breaking free). The conversation then shifts to Brooklyn Beckham's family tensions with Victoria and David, including claims about a ruined wedding that led to secret vow renewals without family present.

From celebrity gossip, the hosts transition to Buffalo Bills frustrations and Sam's whirlwind weekend. After watching her sister's dogs and catching a Bandits game, she headed to Denver for a Bills matchup despite that brutal 5:15 AM flight. The Y2K-themed game delivered great halftime entertainment, though the real story came later at a brewery where a bathroom incident involving a destroyed urinal created absolute chaos.

Beyond the urinal incident (which shall remain unspoken), Sam explored Denver with friend Corinne, visiting everything from the Molly Brown Museum to Columbine High School on a true crime tour. They even stopped at the International Church of Cannabis for meditation and laser shows. Back home, Sam celebrated her 41st birthday before catching a Will Arnett film about navigating divorce through stand-up.

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Sam's been experiencing headaches, tingling in their extremities, and persistent fatigue. The culprit? Could seven cans of high-mercury albacore tuna weekly for three months straight be it? With help from their nurse friend Evangeline, they self-diagnosed mercury poisoning and have since stopped the tuna habit (though they admit it's been challenging). Sam actually had elevated mercury levels as a child from similar tuna consumption, making this a recurring pattern worth noting.

Could comfort food ever be worth the risk of poisoning yourself twice?

The conversation meanders through restaurant memories and favorite tuna preparations before diving into a frustrating medical saga. Jeff goes all KAREN again and vents about a cancelled kidney stone procedure because of semaglutide medication interfering with anesthesia and then describes his nightmare experience with Western New York Urology's scheduling department. Between rude staff members who yelled at them and appointment cancellations, they're planning to visit the office tomorrow determined to secure a confirmed procedure date.

He's also running on fumes caring for his sister's two energetic rescue dogs while juggling bartending shifts and planning a Denver trip for an upcoming game.

Tune in to hear the full story of medical mishaps, mercury poisoning, and exhausting dog-sitting duties.

Ever wonder what happens when a bartender offers you tequila after nearly five years of sobriety? Jeff and Sam are back with "Chit Chat Bitches," serving up their unfiltered holiday recap that's equal parts heartwarming and chaotic.

From restaurant drama to stadium tears, this episode has it all. Jeff reflects on his reputation for being direct with staff (he's "softened in old age," apparently), while recounting a New Year's Eve shift that tested his patience. The weekend adventures escalated quickly—murder mystery games, a house party during treacherous driving conditions, and someone they dubbed "Fat Kid Rock" performing at Nashville's celebration.

But things got real at the Bills game. When the entire crowd emotionally sang "Iris" as Steve Tasker delivered his final farewell to the stadium, even watching clips later brought tears. The game itself? Let's just say projectile vomiting in the aisles and a justified boyfriend defending his girlfriend's dignity made for unforgettable moments.

Meanwhile, Sam powered through a New Year's anniversary dinner at Graylin despite running a fever. The bone marrow was divine, though $280 for their half of the bill (with wine and desserts) definitely felt like New Year's pricing. Cameron caught the flu immediately after, which led to an unexpected Canadian border crossing for wedding dress shopping.

Surprisingly, reflecting on personal growth during New Year's resolutions can reveal just how much you've changed (and how much you haven't). Sam admits she's become more compassionate over the past year but still catches herself being judgmental toward certain people, a relatable struggle for anyone trying to improve themselves.

The holiday season brought its share of mishaps. After specifically requesting only a Kindle for Christmas, Sam received cash instead, which technically covered the purchase but eliminated the joy of unwrapping that one item she wanted. How disappointing is it when people don't follow your extremely simple gift request? Meanwhile, her husband Cameron purchased himself a Masterclass subscription at 11:57 PM on Christmas Eve, accidentally ruining the exact surprise she had planned for him.

So here's a wild week: one host nearly dies from kidney stones while the other rediscovers that teaching online is actually better than in-person classes. Sam and Jeff start by hilariously "canceling" loyal listener Margaret O'Brien for the ultimate betrayal, mentioning a rival podcast in her Christmas card. (She's now officially "Maga Margaret Minaj.")

The conversation takes a dark turn when one host recounts waking up at 3 AM in excruciating pain, rushing to the emergency room where a PA literally punched his kidneys for diagnosis. The uric acid stone, caused by genetic factors and too much red meat and alcohol, led to uncontrollable vomiting and significant weight loss. After an awkward encounter with a nurse named Jezebel over fluorescent orange urine, he's now waiting to see a urologist while still carrying the stone around inside him.

Between medical trauma and Real Housewives drama, the hosts also discuss a Peruvian festival where people legally fight to settle grievances, their shrinking "mortal enemy list" since leaving UB, and why "girls' gays" support women's rights more than regular "gays." They watched Avatar: The Way of Water in uncomfortable IMAX seats, abandoned a terrible football thriller after an hour, and somehow ended up watching a Madea Christmas movie at midnight.

Recording from the old home base, the hosts warn listeners about potential canine interruptions from Abraham. (Because what's a podcast without some authentic background noise?) They share updates about their busy weeks, from campus walks to Friday night adventures in Lockport trying the massive Stinger burger—a Buffalo specialty combining steak, chicken fingers, and blue cheese. At Gonzo's, drinks still cost just $3.50, making them wonder why anyone would ever leave such an affordable area.

The conversation takes a more personal turn when discussing health scares, including an unexpected UTI that struck during a work orientation. They also dive into their weekend activities: wrapping Christmas presents with cocktails, attending a 50th birthday party with rugby players and an open bar, and binge-watching the series Wayward. What did they think about the show's depiction of institutional control versus cult dynamics?

From EDM beach parties to casino chaos, this episode dives into the hilarious highs and messy lows of an all-inclusive resort trip. Between silent discos, parasailing fails, and unexpected cat encounters, the crew finds themselves partying hard, puking harder, and laughing through it all. Packed with outrageous stories, awkward run-ins, and tequila-fueled adventures, it’s the ultimate vacation recap you didn’t know you needed. Tune in for pure resort madness and unforgettable late-night antics!

Ever feel like you're running on empty? Sam and Jeff are finally taking that much-needed break, with Sam jetting off to the Dominican Republic for some well-deserved rest (because apparently saying you'll take breaks and actually taking them are two different things).

But before the vacation, there was Miles' birthday dinner at Prescott Provisions. The strip steaks with roasted fingerling potatoes were excellent, and the brown butter pistachio cake with sea salt caramel gelato? Memorable. Though the server's oddly dismissive attitude did put a damper on the evening.

Between falling asleep during the Bills game and a weekend of pure junk food indulgence—mac and cheese, pizza, Doritos, the works—they somehow squeezed in two gym sessions and caught a Buffalo Sabres hockey game where the team actually scored. From theater talk about how Broadway's Wicked outshines the movie to praising the turkey club wrap at Wellington Pub, this week was packed. They also dive into some compelling entertainment recommendations, including the documentary Girl in the Picture and the Netflix series The Beast in Me starring Claire Danes.