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Jo's Ballet Delusions + Japan's Human Washing Machine (She Expected Rotation in Both)

Jo's Ballet Delusions + Japan's Human Washing Machine (She Expected Rotation in Both)

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 Jo's on the NAUGHTY STEP this week! Mystery men's pants appear in Stu's drawer (awkward...), Jo gets caught speeding, AND we discover Japan has invented a HUMAN WASHING MACHINE. What could possibly go wrong? 🎯 IN THIS EPISODE: 🩲 PANTGATE: The Mystery Deepens Unknown gentleman's pants discovered in Stu's drawer "Where are these man's pants come from?!" Post-truth era defense strategies deployed Does Stu now have a FREE PASS? 👀 🚗 Jo's Speed Awareness Course Caught doing 68 in a 60 (it was a fair cop!) Jo thought she might START THE COURSE FOR EVERYONE Imagined the instructor in his pyjamas panicking 🎄 December Panic Mode ACTIVATED The poinsettia is doing "a lot of heavy lifting" Christmas tree purchased: "I've only got a little one but I'm getting it up at the weekend" Are Stu & Jo's decorations up? Absolutely not. 👯‍♀️ BONUS: Jo's Ballet Disaster (Redux) Why Jo thought she was NAILING ballet class The mirror incident that changed everything Turns out: she was watching the instructor, not herself Same thing happened at Zumba... and possibly more recently "That old lady in the mirror... oh no, that's ME" 💬 Apology Tour: Sandra Edition Catherine's angry voice note: "Where the f**k was I?!" "Sandra, who the f**k is Sandra?!" If Jo still follows you on social media, you're safe Love letter to all former colleagues (yes, ALL of you) 🧼 THE HUMAN WASHING MACHINE Japan invents $385,000 washing machine... FOR HUMANS "Cleans the soul" - that's a DEEP cleanse Jo imagined ROTATION (obviously) Test pilot waves goodbye to his family before entering Would YOU get in? Comment below! 🐕 REJECTED: Competitive Dog Grooming Career "17 poodles in 30 minutes" - is that even possible? Jo doesn't know the difference between dog grooming and sheep shearing ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro & Mirror Confusion (Again) 0:47 - Poinsettia Festive Fail 2:07 - December Panic & Decorations 2:58 - PANTGATE: Mystery Underwear Discovered 4:08 - Free Pass Negotiations 5:03 - Jo's Speed Awareness Course 6:21 - Jo Thinks She Starts Courses For Everyone 6:25 - Apology to Former Colleagues (Except Sandra) 7:19 - Katherine's SAVAGE Voice Note 8:10 - Bonus Content: Ballet & Dog Grooming Chaos 11:32 - Ballet Story: The Mirror Incident Returns 13:11 - The HUMAN WASHING MACHINE Revealed 16:00 - Jo Imagines Rotation (Obviously) 💬 BEST QUOTES: "I'm gonna say another stupid thing now... but I imagine rotation" "Sandra, who the f**k is Sandra?!" "That old lady in the mirror... oh no, that's me" "Someone started the course! I haven't got my slides ready!" "It wasn't me" - Jo's post-truth defense strategy "I nailed it on my first go" (she was watching the instructor) 👫 ABOUT US: We're Stu & Jo - married 24 years and somehow still talking to each other. Stu's a computer programmer with spatial reasoning. Jo has excellent spatial awareness (the poinsettia incident says otherwise). We're bringing you chaos, confusion, and conversations about washing machines you didn't know you needed. 📱 CONNECT WITH US: Got mystery pants? Been on a speed awareness course? Think rotation is involved in human washing machines? COMMENT BELOW! Special shout outs: Catherine (sorry!), and all of Jo's former colleagues who are still on social media 💙 #Podcast #Comedy #MarriedLife #RelationshipHumor #Couples #BritishComedy #SpeedAwareness #Japan #WeirdInventions #ChristmasDecorations #MysteryPants #BalletFails #MirrorConfusion #HumanWashingMachine #CouplePodcast #PodcastEpisode #ADHD #MotorwaySafety #DomesticChaos #PostTruth #SandraDrama #CompetitiveDogGrooming #ZumbaFails #SpatialAwareness ⚠️ WARNING: Contains discussions of mystery underwear, imaginary rotation, multiple mirror-related incidents, and questionable spatial awareness. Jo may or may not understand how mirrors work. 👍 LIKE if you've ever thought you were nailing something but were actually watching someone else do it 💬 COMMENT your weirdest "naughty step" moment 🔔 SUBSCRIBE for weekly domestic disasters Thanks for watching! Now go check your pant drawer! 🩳 🎥 Links mentioned in this episode: Human Washing Machine Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfNrAIITDi0 https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/human-washing-machine-goes-on-sale P.S. If you lost a pair of men's pants, please get in touch. We have questions.
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