Why does no one have a cure for the dead tree?

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How do you revive a dead tree?

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Bondage and whipping.

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Stole your fruit, now knocking over your tree as well.

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Was it three fruit or four fruit? Can they run, or can they fly?

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Eating babies, is that a thing?

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Celebrate the Spring Festival with us!

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When you can't marry the daughters, ask their mother to marry you instead.

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