Everything is Awesome (Except the Prices)! | Just Another Trucking Podcast

The gang is back and more chaotic than ever! This week, Chloe is juggling "child issues," Tom is geeking out over his new 3D printer, and Jamma is convinced he’s the secret inventor of everything from Amazon to data-only phone plans.

In this episode:

The Manual Debate: Is driving a stick shift a vital skill or a relic for race car drivers?

Victorian Survival: Jamma explains why his plan for the 1800s involves becoming a chimney sweep, a pimp, and catching Jack the Ripper.

The Streaming Strike: Tom officially returns to the high seas (Pirate Bay) after his UK streaming bills topped £80 a month.

AI Arguments: Why we all hate it when AI makes up an answer instead of just saying "I don't know."

The "Jew Heater": A very unfortunate phonetic misunderstanding about camera gear.

Geography 101: We attempt to define "landlocked" and question the existence of Wales.

Are you team Manual or Automatic? And what's the most you've ever paid for a phone bill? Let us know in the comments!

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What happens when you put three truckers in a room and ask them how to survive in the 1800s? You get a 10-minute debate on whether a steam-powered helicopter could actually fly and a realization that none of them actually know how to make plastic. This week, Tom is stressing over his car's MOT, Chloe is dreading a trip to the toy store, and David is trying to convince everyone that his "idea guy" persona would make him the Steve Jobs of the Middle Ages.

Come for the trucking talk (including Chloe’s unfortunate encounter with a very tall tree), but stay for the part where they discover the Bible has "bonus content" and that "Jingle Bells" isn't actually about Christmas. Whether you’re interested in the mechanics of a ballpoint pen or the cultural phenomenon of eating KFC in Japan for Christmas dinner, this episode has absolutely everything—except, perhaps, a coherent plan for time travel.

So let's strap down, let's strap in, and let's do this.

http://patreon.com/JATP to support our channel.

Check out Salmonslap.com to buy merch

If you are new to our Trucking Podcast, our hosts all have their own Youtube channels;

Tom from Expect For Access,

Chloe from Skip Chick

David from My Trucking Skills.

Tom and Chloe have their class 1 licenses and drive their HGV in the UK. David, being an Irishman has only driven trucks in America (20 years). Chloe drives a skip truck, hence her name SkipChick, and Tom is a Tipper Truck Driver. We chat with other truckers, mainly drivers who have a social media presence, but all are welcome. It is a great fun time for all!!

This week, the boys are back, and the energy is… volatile. David starts off in a mood that Jamma describes as "Vekna-level angry," but things quickly spiral into one of the most chaotic and revealing episodes yet.

First up, Jamma drops a bombshell about his first week in his new management role. It involves a shouting match, a near-brawl on the warehouse floor, and a surprising peace offering involving pastry. We deep dive into the "fight or flight" response—are you a runner, or do you stand your ground when a driver gets in your face?

Meanwhile, David confesses to his new addiction: using AI to develop his trucking game. Is it coding genius or lazy cheating? He breaks down how he’s using technology to build new features (and stranger things skins) without knowing exactly how the code works.

Tom takes us into the seedy underbelly of the UK waste industry, exposing a massive illegal fly-tipping scandal in Oxford involving hundreds of trucks and organized crime. This leads to a grim but necessary discussion about truck stop hygiene—specifically, the "piss bottle" epidemic plaguing lay-bys everywhere.

Also in this episode:

• Beard Science: The uncomfortable truth about facial hair follicles and why Jamma thinks beards are "racist."
• Fact Check: The boys try to guess the true, often gruesome origins of idioms like "Caught Red-Handed," "Balls to the Wall," and "Bite the Bullet."
• Parenting Fears: From Minecraft prodigies to the terrifying anxiety of watching your kids near a cliff edge.
• Tom’s New Gig: Why Tom is volunteering for St. John’s Ambulance (and why he’s probably overqualified).

It’s educational, it’s slightly gross, and it’s mostly just another trucking podcast. Strap in.

🥳 JATP - Episode 200: Layoffs, Left-Hand Drives, and Judge Chloe!

Welcome to the 200th episode of "Just Another Trucking Podcast!". Join your host Tom and the rest of the crew—David, Chloe, and Jamma—as they finally get around to recording this major milestone.

The episode quickly gets into the personal and professional updates since the last recording:

🚛 Jamma's Unexpected Job Loss

Jamma shares the devastating and emotional story of being let go from his job just before Christmas, despite having recently received a top-performance bonus. He discusses the struggle of finding new work while coping with personal tragedy , and reveals he has interviews lined up for high-paying roles like an LGV instructor or a jetting and sewage job.

⚠️ Crisis at Sellafield: Tom's Rough Month

Tom explains why he hasn't been in a decent-sized truck in over a month. He dives deep into the strikes at the colossal Sellafield nuclear decommissioning site, the "lifeblood of the area". This industrial action has resulted in huge amounts of drivers being stood down, with some being unpaid for a month. Tom recounts the grueling 12-hour night shifts he took at the gas plant and the surprising, yet incredibly satisfying, work on the left-hand-drive sweeper truck.

⚖️ Judge Chloe & "Am I The Asshole?"

The crew takes a dramatic detour into a mock trial: Judge Chloe presides as David takes the role of the prosecutor and Jamma is the defense attorney.

Tom is on trial for being an "arsehole" by giving up on cleaning his dusty grab wagon after months of fighting for air conditioning repairs. David throws everything at him, leading Jamma to repeatedly call out "gingerism" and "brownism" in a chaotic, yet hilarious defense. The final verdict is in!

❓ Facts of Wife

Finally, they play the hilarious game "Facts of Wife" where they guess the origins of common phrases, with Tom proving to be weirdly good at it.

🎙️ 200 Episodes of Therapy

The conversation wraps up with a reflection on the podcast's journey, from its humble, poor-audio beginnings to a "therapy" platform that has traveled with them through massive life changes over the years.

What did you think of the verdict? Let us know in the comments!

Would you like me to draft a summary of the arguments made during the "Judge Chloe" segment?

Buckle up for the CHAOTIC 199th episode of Just Another Trucking Podcast – where tech glitches nearly cause host David a full-blown aneurysm, and we dive into the wild world of HGV training gone wrong! 😂 Fresh-off-the-test Clive (age 57, ex-mechanic turned trucker) spills on reversing nightmares, "tramping" horrors, and why the industry's NOT ready for newbies. Plus: Chloe accidentally EARTHQUAKES a hidden office worker in a shipping container (he FLEW out screaming! 🏃‍♂️💥), Tom's boulder-flinging traffic rage, Jamma's hedgehog heroics, and enough spider/cockroach freakouts to make you itch. =

From fake AI videos killing YouTube to simulation theories (are we Sims? 👽), theft sprees, and cement trailer death traps – it's trucking chaos at its finest. Don't miss the post-credits banter on Patreon plugs and Halloween plans!

So let's strap down, let's strap in, and let's do this.

http://patreon.com/JATP to support our channel.

Check out Salmonslap.com to buy merch

If you are new to our Trucking Podcast, our hosts all have their own Youtube channels;

Tom from Expect For Access,

Chloe from Skip Chick

David from My Trucking Skills.

Tom and Chloe have their class 1 licenses and drive their HGV in the UK. David, being an Irishman has only driven trucks in America (20 years). Chloe drives a skip truck, hence her name SkipChick, and Tom is a Tipper Truck Driver. We chat with other truckers, mainly drivers who have a social media presence, but all are welcome. It is a great fun time for all!!

This week, David get a crazy medical bill, Jamma does not think you are a real trucker and Tom wants to kick someone in the hear, so lets strap down, strap in and lets do this.

Instructors and Training Discussions

Personal Stories and Family Life

Medical Bills and Healthcare Experiences

Medical Costs Breakdown

Insurance and Emergency Care

Healthcare Systems: US vs UK

Doctor Appointment Challenges

NHS Trust and Personal Experiences

The Role of KPIs in Healthcare

Driving Tests and Standards

The Evolution of Truck Driving

The Future of Trucking and Technology

The Evolution of Trucking Technology

Challenges of Modern Vehicles

The Mechanics of DIY Repairs

The Cost of Modern Car Maintenance

The Future of Driving Instruction

Building Relationships in Driving Instruction

Learning from Mistakes in Driving

The Importance of Understanding Vehicle Dynamics

Navigating Electrical Hazards in Trucking

Mental Blocks and Creative Burnout

Exploring New Opportunities in Content Creation

Balancing Family Life and Work

Finding Happiness Beyond Work

Experiencing Live Sports for the First Time

Cultural Differences in Sports

Unique Local Traditions and Their Risks

The Dangers of Ignoring Safety

Creative Challenges and Solutions

Wrapping Up with Humor and Gratitude

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Introduction and Internet Connection Issues

Christmas Preparations and Family Traditions

K-Pop Demon Hunters and Kids' Shows

Disney and Original Content Debate

The Evolution of Disney Stories

The Desire for Familiarity in Film

Investing in Characters: The Case of Django Unchained

A Dark Turn: Real-Life Tragedy on the Road

Mental Health First Aid: A Real-World Application

The Power of Command

Desire for Knowledge and Skills

The Value of First Aid Training

The Disparity in Pay for Essential Workers

The Skills of Truck Driving

The Importance of Repetition in Jobs

The Thrill of Chaos and Organization

The Satisfaction of Overcoming Challenges

The Joy of Routine and Predictability

The Importance of Food in Daily Life

Steak Preferences and Culinary Experiences

Exploring Unique Meats and Barbecue Adventures

Gordon Ramsay's Burger and Fast Food Innovations

The Impact of YouTube Algorithms on Content Consumption

BattleBots: A Fun Family Activity

Reflections on Political Content and Personal Morality

The Reality of AI Conversations

AI and Legal Personhood

AI in Popular Culture

The Ethics of AI Sentience

Predicting Mortality with AI

AI and Human Emotions

AI Relationships and Exes

Statistics and Trust in AI

Driving Decisions and Intuition

Concussions and Memory Loss

Concluding Thoughts and Reflections

So let's strap down, let's strap in, and let's do this.

http://patreon.com/JATP to support our channel.

Check out Salmonslap.com to buy merch

If you are new to our Trucking Podcast, our hosts all have their own Youtube channels;

Tom from Expect For Access,

Chloe from Skip Chick

David from My Trucking Skills.

Tom and Chloe have their class 1 licenses and drive their HGV in the UK. David, being an Irishman has only driven trucks in America (20 years). Chloe drives a skip truck, hence her name SkipChick, and Tom is a Tipper Truck Driver. We chat with other truckers, mainly drivers who have a social media presence, but all are welcome. It is a great fun time for all!!

David's two-year-old's in hospital, Chloe thinks the new electric Mercedes Astro six-hundred-E looks like somebody's idea of a joke phallus, and Tom got so fucking hungry he wolfed a twenty-ounce ribeye and wandered off like a caveman- which is why I'm here, your ethereal, slightly deranged, northern English voicebox. So let's strap in, let's strap down, and let's do this.