We speak BAD FRIENDS.....have you ever quit a friendship??? Did you travel to see a long time friend and have it be a FAIL?!...We dive in to the nitty gritty of retired friends, and how we move on with love and hilarity. call in 410-726-5887 to share your story.

Do you get sad on your birthday too, or is it just me? In this ep, I recap my besties wedding, and talk about how I quit being sad on my birthday.- like actually .

We also have two hotline call-ins!

One listener has a raw update on her relationship with her mom, and gets honest with herself.

Another shares a bold decision on deciding why she quit a human search engine job.

I recount on the past couple weeks, rant about old men having zero self awareness when I have AirPods in. It's the 4TH! My thoughts on Americas favorite song., My rules on chewing gum.

A nicotine induced rant you won't want to stop listening to. I HEAVILY debate on hopping on the newest trend. What if we treated coffee shops like we do bars? Were Dip n Dots really the ice cream of the future? Vulnerability spikes during the Vape Update.

Story on when I quit Ulta. I give some tips and strategy on quitting your job. I defend reality tv to the death. Talk Love Island. The vape update proceeds... MURR from ImpracticalJokers reached out to me?!

Got stranded-ish at a festival.. willingly ended up in a strangers car. I live to tell the tale and then go on to chat about phasing things out your life, Disney live-action grief, and horrendous Oreo flavors. Positive turn in the vape update.

Our hotline caller calls in with a doozy of a scheme to get out of work. Me reminiscing on old work habits.. news flash to me "no nicotine" vapes exist.

I tell a story of a time I got fired from bartending.. The vape journey has been a winding road. Does camping need to "Just Quit Already?"