Épisodes

  • Money Can Buy Happiness If It Skips the Line

    Money Can Buy Happiness If It Skips the Line
    Dec 16 2025
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from December 2. Eddie dips out early to maybe go skating with Santa, which means Biff jumps in and chaos immediately follows. The crew debates whether anyone is truly safe from Cyber Monday, especially if beef sticks are involved, and Reed drops an “unfun” Home Alone theory that Biff and Eddie absolutely refuse to accept. Hot Take Tuesday hits with Biff’s first appearance in the hot seat, including why skipping a line is priceless and why every hot take is just complaining about accountability. Plus, a dumb criminal burns down his own house after a Thanksgiving argument, Reed’s mind is blown by car crash testing facts, heated toilet seats enter the chat, and Reed celebrates National Giving Day by admitting he doesn’t want to share anything.
    Voir plus Voir moins
    32 min
  • Honesty Never Paid My Bills and Other Reed Philosophies

    Honesty Never Paid My Bills and Other Reed Philosophies
    Dec 15 2025
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from December 1. Reed is already checked out and filing everything under “future problem” while Eddie points out that most Wisconsin cities sound like bird calls. The guys try to recover from the holiday, argue over the greatest Christmas songs of all time, and learn that saying “uhh” too much might mean your brain is breaking. Things take a turn when they get into mind capturing, cryogenically freezing loved ones, and a guy who woke up with 87 thousand dollars in his bank account thanks to a glitch. Add in rising prices, football trash talk in Packers territory, and Reed’s reminder that honesty never paid his bills, and you’ve got a very normal afternoon.
    Voir plus Voir moins
    33 min
  • From Fowl Play to Failed Superpowers: A Post-Thanksgiving Mess

    From Fowl Play to Failed Superpowers: A Post-Thanksgiving Mess
    Dec 4 2025
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from November 28. Reed is still spiraling after the Lions wrecked his Thanksgiving while Eddie celebrates Victory Friday, and things only get worse when a Top 5 superpower list leaves Reed with zero points and a lot of opinions. Bandle goes sideways once Karli spots them playing without her and joins in, immediately showing everyone up. Listeners share the trashiest things their families did at Thanksgiving, and Eddie fires off nonstop dad jokes that push Reed right to the edge.
    Voir plus Voir moins
    37 min
  • Reed’s Calorie Math Nobody Wanted Before Thanksgiving

    Reed’s Calorie Math Nobody Wanted Before Thanksgiving
    Dec 1 2025
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from November 26. Reed kicks things off by making a wild Packers bet with the general manager, nearly running someone over on his way in, and dropping calorie math no one needed before Thanksgiving, while Eddie admits he doesn’t want to do anything today. Biff jumps in for Cap or No Cap Thanksgiving edition and absolutely crushes Eddie, they compare what they’re thankful for, debate the “right” time to eat Thanksgiving dinner, hype Martha Stewart, and end with Reed’s fun adjacent fact about Columbus mistaking manatees for mermaids.
    Voir plus Voir moins
    35 min
  • The Conspiracy That Sent Eddie Into a Spiral

    The Conspiracy That Sent Eddie Into a Spiral
    Dec 1 2025
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from November 25. Reed finally returns and Eddie swears he didn’t miss him. They argue about how much underwear you actually pack for Mexico, Eddie tries to pass off “friendship” as Reed’s birthday gift, and Karli’s one note name that tune game turns into a total Reed sweep. Reed drops a story about a woman who supposedly came back to life right before cremation, and Eddie absolutely unravels. Plus their Top 5s, Thanksgiving traditions, and Eddie’s never ending Elfster disaster.
    Voir plus Voir moins
    39 min
  • Reed Swears He’s Not Sick and Eddie Isn’t Buying It

    Reed Swears He’s Not Sick and Eddie Isn’t Buying It
    Nov 30 2025
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from November 20. Reed is insisting he’s not sick for the third day in a row, and Eddie is absolutely done pretending. Eddie swears he was patient zero, which is how he knows Reed is definitely sick, even as Reed digs his heels in and calls it “overusing his voice.” They break down Heinz’s new squeezable gravy, argue over whether it’s genius or garbage, and give away Weird Al tickets with Name That Tune Polka edition. They ask what you wish you had more of besides time and money, roast each other’s answers, and then dive into a Normal or Nope that somehow includes toe-licking dogs, peanut-butter-and-pickles, and backup situationships. Plus, Reed’s new jacket gets exposed, cold weather hunger gets investigated, and the GIF vs JIF fight nearly ends the show.
    Voir plus Voir moins
    27 min
  • Raccoons Are Evolving and Eddie Wants No Part of It

    Raccoons Are Evolving and Eddie Wants No Part of It
    Nov 30 2025
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from November 19. Reed announces that raccoons are evolving to look cuter, and Eddie wants nothing to do with it. They argue about whether raccoons should be pets, Reed stresses about resort ice cubes now that his passport arrived, and Biff jumps in to defend Swifties after Reed calls them a cult. Eddie sweats through a conversation about shopping with his wife, the dumb criminal of the day fakes a carjacking to avoid it, and the guys take on the viral “green flag apartment” list before Biff and Eddie face off in a mental strength test.
    Voir plus Voir moins
    37 min
  • Reed Is a Defensive Driver Because Eddie Exists

    Reed Is a Defensive Driver Because Eddie Exists
    Nov 25 2025
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from November 18. Reed tries to declare today the first snow of the year, Eddie refuses to let that slide, and it turns into Reed admitting he drives defensively just to avoid people like Eddie flipping him off. They argue Midwest weather, Reed’s ideal three-day snow schedule, and why Mississippi humidity was a personal attack. They joke about launching a Booze Busters show while debunking the alcohol “facts” everyone repeats. National Princess Day turns into a serious Jasmine vs Peach showdown, and Hot Take Tuesday brings tipping debates and scary movies that just aren’t scary anymore. Then comes the Taylor Swift hot take: she isn’t overrated, she’s just over discussed. Eddie agrees, Reed says he can’t knock the hustle, and Biff apparently needs to chill. They wrap with sleep habits, the viral potato-bed trend Eddie thinks sounds ridiculous, and a quick chat about why crypto still feels like a scam.
    Voir plus Voir moins
    35 min