HOOOOOOOOOOO! BOY HOWDY! THIS IS GONNA BE A BIG'UN! AND...ONE HELLUVA WEIRD'UN! This episode is but the first in a multi-part series in which we'll be doing a DEEP ASS DIVE! right into the most complete & total possible history of humanity's many various sexual encounters with non-human entities! We got gods, spirits, ghosts, angels, demons, aliens, sex magick, freaky rituals, alien abductions, hybridization programs, Anunnaki, Nephilim, & so much more! AND IT'S ONLY THE FIRST EPISODE! This one's mostly gonna cover what the mysteries of modern day science may hint at as far as our mysterious ("inhumanoid?") origins, evolutionary leaps, or secrets hidden in our very own blood/genetic make up! Then we take an OBSESSIVELY thorough space-time tour throughout the many ages of myth, legend, & folklore to find out what, if anything, it may be able to reveal to us in regards to the aforementioned scientific mysteries as well as the long, complex history of human sexual experiences with nonhuman entities/intelligences/otherworldly beings! This one may get a little bit more academically overloaded than our usual fare but that's ok...THERE'S ALSO A POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS DRINKING GAME STUFFED INTO THIS EPISODE! (Please drink responsibly...ish.)

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Ft. excerpt from "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" by Earl Scruggs & an entire army of banjo-teers!

SOURCES: unless mentioned w/in the episode, these won't be presented in total until the end of the series...don't want to give too much away!

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Fairies and Elves...AND ALIENS! Oh my! This episode we peep into the life and works (and mysterious afterlife?) of Reverend Robert Kirk, especially his manuscript "The Secret Commonwealth of Elves, Fauns, & Fairies"! We'll take a look at the many parallels between the lore of "the kindly folk" with modern day UFOlogy and alien abduction lore, and close out with an examination of another, more recent investigator of high strangeness and dark lore, one Anthony Roberts, and his mysterious death that eerily parallels that of Reverend Kirk! Give it a listen or incur the wrath of The Gentry! SPANKIN'S ALL AROUND! WOOP'SHHHH!

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SOURCES:

*https://nocturnalrevelries.com/about-me/

(Check this site out! It's freakin' AWESOME!)

*"The Secret Commonwealth of Elves, Fauns, and Fairies" by Rev. Robert Kirk

*"The Dark Gods" by Anthony Roberts and Geoffrey Gilbertson

*"Daimonic Reality" by Patrick Harpur

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That's right folks...we're taking it back...FOR THE PEOPLE! Think of all of the post-global warming real estate opportunities! It's so cold in "The A"! This one gets HIGH & DEEP folks! "High Strangeness" and "Deep Weirdness"! Please to enjoy!

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SOURCES:

“Vril Society” — Wikipedia article on the mythic German occult group linked to Nazi polar speculation

“Wilkes Land crater” — Live Science article on the massive gravity anomaly beneath East Antarctica

“Nazi Antarctic Base” — CoolAntarctica overview of the Hitler/New Swabia secret‑base legends

“Nazi UFOs” — Wikipedia entry on Nazi flying‑disc and base conspiracies (includes Antarctic mentions)

“The Wilkes Land Anomaly revisited” — Earth Planets & Space (2018) peer‑review on geophysical evidence for subglacial impact basin

“The Vril Society: Fact, Fiction, and Nazi Connections” — Hangar1 blog overview of myth vs history

Hidden Antarctic Secrets – CoolAntarctica “Antarctic mysteries map” page

Why Does Antarctica Attract So Many Conspiracy Theories? – Swoop Antarctica blog overview

Banned Occult Secrets of the Vril Society – Nexus Illuminati blog post

Black Sun (symbol) – Wikipedia entry on the occult/neo‑Nazi symbol

Upgoing ANITA Events as Evidence of the CPT Symmetric Universe – A. Anchordoqui et al., arXiv (2018)

Occult Secrets of Vril – Scribd PDF text (Nazi occult/antigravity disc claims)

Hitler’s Antarctic Base: The Myth and the Reality – C. Summerhayes research article

Above Majestic – Documentary film on grand alien conspiracy (includes Antarctic claims)

Jan Udo Holey – Wikipedia page on author/researcher of black‑sun/underground base theories

Fogg, G.E. A History of Antarctic Science (1992)

Byrd, R.E. Alone (1938)

National Science Foundation, “Antarctic Operations Overview” (official reports)

Australian Antarctic Division, personnel incident archives

U.S. Navy declassified Operation Highjump reports

Müller, W.H. Polaria: The Gift of the White Stone (1954)

Godwin, J. Arktos: The Polar Myth in Science, Symbolism, and Nazi Survival (1993)

Evola, J. Revolt Against the Modern World (1934)

Blavatsky, H.P. The Secret Doctrine (1888)

Guénon, R. The Reign of Quantity and the Signs of the Times (1945)

Healy, C. The Ningen and Antarctic Cryptids: Myth, Folklore, and Observation (2015)

Fortean Times Archives: Antarctic anomaly reports (1950s–present)

Online scientific papers on Lake Vostok and subglacial microbial life (NSF, NASA)

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It's the weird wide world of Willie Seabrook! Proto-Gonzo journalism! Absinthe for breakfast! Occultism! Alcoholism! (Maybe in relation to the whole "absinthe for breakfast" thing? Listen & find out!) Insane Asylums! Travelogues! BDSM! AND SO MUCH MORE! Willie Seabrook is exactly the type of man who was born and lived for the sole reason of providing content for exactly this type of show! GIVE IT A LISTEN OR GET SPANKED!

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SOURCES: (are in the episode, cuz there's a lot & I didn't wanna have to type all that shit out!

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Here's what was originally intended to be my primary Halloween episode, detailing the life and works of Leilah Wendell, so called "Queen of The Necrophiles". It's a straight up read of my original script, no punch up, just...DEAD SERIOUS! Enjoy...or not. No sweat off my corpse!

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SOURCES:

"Encounters with Death: A Compendium of Anthropomorphic Personifications of Death" (1996)

"Necromance: Intimate Portrayals of Death" (1998)

"The Gothic Tarot" (1999)

64 Parishes article on Westgate Necromantic

Zero Equals Two obituary and tribute

Westgate Necromantic website

Documentary footage and interviews (where available)

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Here ya go folks, a dash of coverage on a question that not enough people seem to be asking.

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Another Halloween Hotdog! In this one I relate a story in which there are no heroes. Somewhat heavy on the editorializing, as I discuss some things which I view as exemplifying just about everything wrong with true crime. Also...there's a curse.

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SOURCE:

https://www.dominionpost.com/2022/10/15/the-overlooked-confession-morgantown-man-thinks-he-knows-who-killed-two-wvu-coeds-in-1970-and-hes-getting-assistance-from-the-state-police/

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MORE HALLOWEENIN"! This episode covers a "quadrilogy?" (sure, why not) of four mysterious deaths with potentially "otherworldly" details surrounding them. While the actual cause of death may seem evident at first glance, it's the circumstances surrounding them that leave both us, and investigators, scratching their various itchy bits.

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SOURCES:

https://medium.com/@anncarney51/the-strange-death-of-netta-fornario-b4d6817d7e6f

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._Scott_Rogo

https://www.texasmonthly.com/true-crime/mountain-lion-christopher-whiteley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o8x1x5zrqE&t=1243s

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