YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, but honestly, this whole city needs a fuggin' hug. We just lived through the worst week in Philly sports history. Grab a Wawa coffee and strap in, because we are not happy.

First off, the Birds. The Eagles dropped a jawn to the fuggin' Giants! Are you kiddin' me? That's an immediate call for a full city-wide panic. We break down what went wrong and why a loss to New York means we gotta fire everybody.

And don’t even get me started on the Phillies. That embarrassing playoff loss? It was a disaster. The whole season just went down the drain with an absolute jagoff play that we'll be screaming about until next April. The pain is real, feel me?

But look, we gotta get our minds off the losing, so we're pivoting to the truly important stuff. We’re talkin’ about how Mark Sanchez went absolutely bonkers—we got the rundown on his whole bizarre ordeal. Sounds like he was trying to run the Wildcat in a parking lot, for crying out loud.

Finally, we settle a debate that's been runnin' hot: Why a vampire would make the perfect girlfriend. Think about it: immortal, always looks good, and she only comes out at night so you got the whole daytime to watch the Birds. We got the pros and cons of dating the undead.

It's a therapy session mixed with pure nonsense, so fuggin' listen!

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O! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we are heated about the two most important things in life: The Birds and what you're putting in your mouth! Fuggin' listen!

First off, we gotta break down the Eagles and this Super Bowl Halftime Show pick. I swear, they announced the performer and I thought it was a fuggin’ prank. Then, we're shifting gears to what's ruinin' America: Too many fuggin' toppings! What is wrong with youse guys? Stop makin' a simple jawn so complicated! We make the case for the classic, simple, beautiful food that requires only two toppings, max.

It's a hilarious mess of high-stakes football drama and low-stakes food complaints. So grab yourself a plain slice and a Wawa coffee, and fuggin' listen!

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YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody's back in the wooder, and we're talkin' about money, comedy, and diner waitresses! Fuggin' listen!

First up, this insane Riyadh Comedy Festival jawn. Are you kiddin' me with these paychecks? Saudi Arabia is throwin' mountains of cash at high-profile comedians, while the funniest guys we know are still stuck doin' open mics in 2nd floor of a dirty old pub. We break down who's sellin' out for the oil money.

Then, we're bringin' it back home to the most important topic: why those waitresses at the local diner are always so damn hot. Seriously, the hustle, the coffee refills, the attitude—it's a whole vibe. We're diggin' into the undeniable, messy attraction to the ladies who bring you that sloppy hot dog.

It’s a hilarious mess of Saudi money and local horniness. Grab your Wawa coffee, and fuggin' listen!

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