This week! We celebrated the holidays by watching a film where children are lured into a kidnapping by sardines and Turkish delight. Grab your cupcakes because we watched, "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" (2005). Listen in as Ryan "grhowls" about cozy, talking animals and Kayleigh adulates "dope ass warrior horses" and the strange upside to death by mauling.

Interruption: "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice

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*Corrections and Omissions: James McAvoy has never played Dumbledore. Kayleigh has confused him with Jude Law.

This week! We entered the mind of a young, disturbed man who is not "very cool with society" and watched "A Clockwork Orange" (1971). Listen in as Kayleigh finds the Shakespearean connections and Ryan explains how the themes of this film are "why people have zoos."

Interruption: "A Pillar of Salt" by The Thermals

Trigger Warning: This episode contains conversations about assault and sexual violence

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This week! We watched "Heathers" (1988) a film that takes place in a middle-America town where croquet is a metaphor and the spaghetti is so very!Listen in as Kayleigh advocates for the 21 Smith Salute and gets irritated by mary janes, Ryan asks for iced cheese and makes a case for why movies are drugs, and they both question what it means to be a pillowcase.

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*Trigger Warning: In this episode, we discuss suicide, mental health, and Columbine.

This week! We opened a portal in our home and watched "Halloweentown" (1998)! The Herald of Halloween, John, is back with a Disney Channel Original Movie full of boils, bowling leagues, and bad CGI. Listen in as Kayleigh critiques the nostalgically campy, but terribly costumed characters and Ryan declares justice for goat man, "even though he got weird eyes and shit." Plus! Friends of the podcast, Tom and Anne, share their thoughts in a special bonus clip!

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This week! We watched the self-proclaimed "mother of all horror films," Dead Alive! Listen in as Kayleigh makes comparisons to Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, Ryan, aka Prison Jesus, talks about Tom Cruise, aka the Mister World Wide of film, and they both discuss the bizarre cult fans named The Snape Wives.

Interruption: "On The Floor" by Jennifer Lopez (feat. Pitbull) *Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly

Grab your sticks and umbrellas because this week, we're Puttin' on the Ritz with "Young Frankenstein!" Listen in as Ryan asks who's brain is this brain, Kayleigh reveals which classic films she watched alone so the cinephiles couldn't ruin it for her, and they both lament how bad movie theaters have gotten, but you can't shit on them because then they'll disappear and we don't want that.

Interruption: "O.P.P." by Naughty by Nature

Corrections and Omissions: Mel Brooks is not the villager, but he does play the werewolf and is the voice of Victor Frankenstein. Treach of Naughty by Nature was married to Pepa, not someone from TLC

This week! We find out how immune our Toad Style is while watching "Five Deadly Venoms" with special guest, Tom! Listen in as Ryan talks whips, Kayleigh confesses she was not prepared for grossness, and Tom breaks down the lewks, from baby bangs to dazzling armor. And everyone agrees, if you're going to take a bribe, leave town immediately.

This week! We searched for slaps in the Gene Wilder directed and adapted film, "The Woman in Red" (1984). Listen is as Kayleigh vows to try standing over a grate and Ryan explains that when cleaning tomato sauce off a chain, "You can wipe all day bro, but that shit's in the crevices."

Interruption: "No Hands" by Waka Flaka Flame (feat. Wale and Roscoe)