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  • 117: You're too busy for me, are you?

    117: You're too busy for me, are you?
    Sep 2 2025
    • Scott's Spray - when people are too 'busy' for you
    • When family comes and takes over - Lukaboy isn't happy with what Scott's done
    • Facebook marketplace sucks but this time Luke had a surprisingly good experience
    • F*cked up families: Involving CHOPPING A TOE OFF!!!


    LINKS:

    • Follow us @lukeandsassyscott on ⁠Tiktok⁠ and ⁠Instagram⁠
    • Get involved in the podcast by sending in your voice notes to ⁠@lukeandsassyscottpodcast⁠ on Instagram


    CREDITS:

    • Hosts: ⁠Luke O'Halloran⁠ and ⁠Scott O’Halloran⁠
    • Production: ⁠Earsay⁠
    • Manager & Sales: ⁠Mushroom Group
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    29 min
  • 116: Homophobia in the AFL needs to stop

    116: Homophobia in the AFL needs to stop
    Aug 27 2025
    This isn't the first time Scott has spoken out about the homophobia that goes on in the AFL, but this time enough is enough. The blatant inconsistency with each penalty applied to players who use homophobic slurs is beyond ridiculous, and change needs to happen NOW! If you or anyone you know is struggling, you can reach out to these organisations:Lifeline - 13 11 14Beyond Blue - 1300 22 4636Fullstop Australia - 1800 385 578AFL INCIDENTS TIMELINE:Alastair Clarkson: fined $20,000 and given a suspended ban for using a homophobic slur during a pre-season match vs St Kilda (March 2024). Fox SportsJeremy Finlayson (Port Adelaide): 3-game suspension for homophobic slur in Round 4 vs Essendon (April 2024). AFL.com.auWil Powell (Gold Coast Suns): 5-game suspension after QClash vs Brisbane, Round 8 (May 2024). ABC NewsLance Collard (St Kilda, VFL): 6-game suspension (mid-2024, VFL match). The AgeRiak Andrew (Sydney Swans): 5-week suspension in Round 6 vs Carlton (May 2025). Herald SunJack Graham (West Coast): 4-game suspension in Round 10 vs Fremantle (June 2025). Fox SportsIzak Rankine (Adelaide): 4-game suspension, reduced from 5, for slur against a Collingwood opponen in Round 23 (August 2025). The Guardian, AFL Statement RESEARCH & STATS:LGBTQIA+ people are 4–5 times more likely to attempt suicide.80% of young queer Australians report verbal abuse.Homophobic language is the most common form of abuse in sport.(La Trobe University, Writing Themselves In 4 Report, 2021) Download Report PDF AFL LEADERSHIP QUOTES:AFL CEO Andrew Dillon (2024):“No, I don’t think we do [have a problem with homophobia]. But I think language of the type that has been used is not acceptable in any forum, let alone the footy field.”ABC NewsLiana Brown, Chair of AFL Pride and Allies Network, in the AFL LGBTQI+ Inclusion Action Plan:“It is the AFL’s responsibility as custodians of the game to do everything that it can to ensure that all participants are safe within our environments.” AFL LGBTQI+ Inclusion Action Plan (PDF) SPONSORS & ZERO TOLERANCE:Coles Group: Diversity & Inclusion Policy → “Discrimination, harassment or bullying based on sexual orientation or gender identity is not tolerated.” Termination is a consequence. Coles Group PolicyTelstra: Code of Conduct → “Breaches may result in disciplinary action up to and including termination of employment.” Telstra Code of ConductVirgin Australia (CEO Dave Emerson): Workplace policy → violations of anti-discrimination policy can result in termination. Strong public LGBTQ+ allyship (Mardi Gras sponsorship). Virgin Australia Diversity PolicyNAB: Human Rights Policy → “We will not tolerate discrimination in our workplaces.” NAB Human Rights Policy SNOOP DOGG:On It’s Giving podcast, mocking same-sex parents in Pixar’s Lightyear:“I’m like, oh s—, I didn’t come in for this s—, I just came to watch the goddamn movie. So that’s like, f— me. I’m scared to go to the movies now, like y’all throwing me in the middle of s— that I don’t have an answer for.”News.com.auMEDIA ALLIES & COMMENTATORS:Kate McCarthy (ABC Radio) — called out AFL’s “zero tolerance inconsistency.”Gerard Whateley (SEN) — described Rankine’s reduced ban as a “failure of leadership.”Rebecca Shaw (The Guardian) - “Slurs aren’t just words, they wound.”The Herald Sun, Page 13 - argued for serious treatment of slurs.The Australian - criticised AFL’s “tick-a-box” culture on inclusion.The Daily Aus Podcast - openly supportive.Words Matter Podcast - Georgie Tunnie & Abbey Gelmi - openly supportive.Brendan Fevola, Dan’s Footy - openly supportive.Caroline Wilson - 3AWIan Roberts - 10NEWS+ LINKS:Follow us @lukeandsassyscott on Tiktok and InstagramGet involved in the podcast by sending in your voice notes to @lukeandsassyscottpodcast on Instagram CREDITS:Hosts: Luke O'Halloran and Scott O’HalloranProduction: EarsayManager & Sales: Mushroom Group
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    23 min
  • 115: Scott can suck his own...... WHAT?

    115: Scott can suck his own...... WHAT?
    Aug 26 2025
    • Jury Duty - Should you be allowed to bring your dog to someone's house unannounced?
    • What can you do that other's can't? Scott's tongue can reach places no one else's can.
    • Horrible bosses - the most shocking thing a boss said to an employee.
    • F*cked up families: Anna told her sibling the most cooked thing ever to scare him.


    LINKS:

    Follow us @lukeandsassyscott on Tiktok and Instagram

    Get involved in the podcast by sending in your voice notes to @lukeandsassyscottpodcast on Instagram


    CREDITS:

    Hosts: Luke O'Halloran and Scott O'Halloran

    Production: Earsay

    Manager & Sales: Mushroom Group
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    32 min
  • 114: People with no kids have NO IDEA!!

    114: People with no kids have NO IDEA!!
    Aug 19 2025
    • We pranked our dad and nearly broke his little heart.. then mended it... then broke it again... then mended it
    • For the first time, Scott really didn't want to be recognised in a particular setting
    • Fame Name Game
    • Luke is never allowed to babysit again after what he failed to do when looking after Scott's twins
    • F***cked up families: Tanya found something disgusting in her soup


    LINKS:

    Follow us @lukeandsassyscott on ⁠Tiktok⁠ and ⁠Instagram⁠

    Get involved in the podcast by sending in your voice notes to ⁠@lukeandsassyscottpodcast⁠ on Instagram


    CREDITS:

    Hosts: ⁠Luke O'Halloran⁠ and ⁠Scott O'Halloran⁠

    Production: ⁠Earsay⁠

    Manager & Sales: ⁠Mushroom Group
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    32 min
  • 113: We're baaaaaaack... and got scammed

    113: We're baaaaaaack... and got scammed
    Aug 12 2025

    A lot has happened since we've been on a break, eg Luke bought a house and built a podcast studio in one of the bedrooms, we went on The Amazing Race, etc etc but the biggest news is that we got scammed and it nearly RUINED us.

    Announcement: Scott's funeral is happening and you can come along!!

    Funniest misread social cues

    F***ed up families - Mel put dog poo somewhere dog poo should never go


    LINKS:

    Follow us @lukeandsassyscott on Tiktok and Instagram

    Get involved in the podcast by sending in your voice notes to @lukeandsassyscottpodcast on Instagram


    CREDITS:

    Hosts: Luke O'Halloran and Scott O'Halloran

    Production: Earsay

    Manager & Sales: Mushroom Group
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    34 min
  • 112: Is Scott smarter than a 7th grader?

    112: Is Scott smarter than a 7th grader?
    Mar 18 2025

    It’s a BIG week on the show! We’ve got a wonderful interview with a young legend, and a classic Scott rant:

    • Luke and Scott speak with 12-year-old Levi, who shares his journey with chemo and how he stays positive in life – he’s a little legend! Then Scott tries to outsmart Levi in a quick fire quiz.
    • Scott loves the Australian Grand Prix but he’s SICK and TIRED of Albert Park locals complaining about all the noise from the event!
    • Sibling Squabble
    • PLUS, stay tuned for an important announcement!

    LINKS

    • Donate to the Good Friday Appeal!
    • Got a crazy story for the podcast? Send it to us on Instagram! Slide into the DMs @lukeandsassyscottpodcast at https://bit.ly/lassp-IG .

    CREDITS:

    Hosts: Luke O’Halloran and Scott O’Halloran
    Executive Producer: James Parkinson
    Audio Producer: Nat Marshall
    Social Producer: Annabelle Brock
    Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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    27 min
  • 111: Luke is Embarrassed!

    111: Luke is Embarrassed!
    Mar 11 2025

    Welcome back to the show! This week:

    • The boys are joined by friend and special guest, singer Mitch Tambo. Mitch shares how he’s combining contemporary pop music with traditional culture, and the story behind his rendition of 'My Island Home'.
    • Luke is very easily embarrassed by small, everyday things and awkward moments - things that Scott couldn’t care less about!
    • Shithead Kids

    LINKS

    • Got a crazy story for the podcast? Send it to us on Instagram! Slide into the DMs @lukeandsassyscottpodcast at https://bit.ly/lassp-IG .

    CREDITS:

    Hosts: Luke O’Halloran and Scott O’Halloran
    Executive Producer: James Parkinson
    Audio Producer: Nat Marshall
    Social Producer: Annabelle Brock

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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    32 min
  • 110: Scott’s FABULOUS Fake Funeral

    110: Scott’s FABULOUS Fake Funeral
    Mar 4 2025

    This week on the podcast, we’re talking friends and funerals:

    • Success within friendship groups: are Luke and Scott riding the coattails of their more successful mates?
    • Have you ever thought about your own funeral? Scott has! And he’s got every detail all planned out.
    • Sibling Squabble

    LINKS

    • Got a crazy story for the podcast? Send it to us on Instagram! Slide into the DMs @lukeandsassyscottpodcast at https://bit.ly/lassp-IG .

    CREDITS:

    Hosts: Luke O’Halloran and Scott O’Halloran
    Executive Producer: James Parkinson
    Audio Producer: Nat Marshall
    Social Producer: Annabelle Brock
    Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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    26 min