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Matthew, Mark, News and John

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Comedy News Podcast about the weird, wonderful and funny stories from your area. Got a story for us? Get it into us MMNJPod@gmail.com and we'll make you podcast famous!Matthew, Mark, News and John Politique
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  • Episode #006 - Nursing Home Fight Club
    Feb 25 2026

    This week we have stories all about a Japanese man who had his penis removed to serve it to 5 people for dinner, a booby trapped drug dealer's houses, and a fight club organsied by terrible staff at a nursing home!

    These, more weird news and Mark has another stressful train journey!

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    Time stamps:

    00:00 Mark meets his doppelganger and "No News John" strikes again.

    05:23 - Weekly Weird Wupdates (Matt tries a new intro)

    07:25 - Astronaut falsely accused of hacking a bank account from space!

    15:27 - Day-care worker charged with giving toddlers laxatives!

    30:40 - Nursing home staff accused of running fight club with Dementia patients!

    39:38 - You can now fill a dildo with the ashes of your lost love one!

    46:48 - A drug dealer rigs stash houses with Home Alone style booby traps!

    57:55 - Japanese artist cooks and serves his own genitals!

    1:05:35 - Two more penis stories (Of course there is)

    1:09:25 - What did we learn this week?

    1:14:40 - We did a show - bye now!

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    You can also send us stories, say hello or correct us on anything to MMNJpod@gmail.com - we'll be sure to give you a shout out.

    Or, if you're feeling brave and want to hear yourself on our podcast - leave us a VOICENOTE

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    1 h et 16 min
  • Episode #005 - Incest by proxy
    Feb 18 2026

    This week we've got stories about terrorising turkeys, weird shoplifting lists, dating twins at the same time and more!

    Time stamps:

    00:00 - Intro, hellos, printers and fighting human sized fish.

    07:25 - Weekly Weird Wupdates Intro

    08:28 - Turkeys gone wild

    12:45 - Man steals a lot (a lot) of meat and "personal items" and arrives home to find his girlfriend cooking with another man.

    17:25 - A woman is dating identical twins at the same time, and everyone seems ok with it.

    32:22 - Winter Olympic Penis injections - why?

    40:25 - Teacher resigns after watching porn in class

    44:00 - Sponsors and goodbyes!


    As always, thanks so much for listening.

    Leave a comment below, or a voice note and we'll shout you out. Send us a story or just say hi - we'd love to hear from you.

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    47 min
  • Episode #004 - A Bidet in the life
    Feb 11 2026

    Send us a voice note ⁠⁠with your stories, feedback or shoutouts and take part in the poll below!


    This week we've got stories about billionaires who obviously have more money than sense, (and Matt shares a personal penis pump story) fake laws and urban legends from Ireland including Leprechauns being protected species and a man having a WWI artillery shell removed from a place it definitely shouldn't have been.

    And of course listener feedback and comments!

    All of this and much more, get stuck in.


    If you have a story you'd like to share, whether it's from the world, your local area or your own life:

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    Time stamps:

    00:00 - Hello!

    10:23 - Weekly Weird Wupdates

    12:20 - Billionaire dies from penis enlargement attempts

    26:45 - Fake Irish laws and urban myths

    29:00 - Leprechauns are protected species?

    33:30 - Man has artillery shell removed from his anus

    43:35 - Heavy metal fans are the most faithful

    51:40 - Listener comments and feedback

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    1 h et 1 min
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