This week, a Jet2 passenger goes full feral at 38,000 feet—screaming, spitting, and kicking off like Ryanair was running a UFC event.

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Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour.

Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only.

Hobart - August 1 - 5:30pm - Hellenic House, The Greek Club

Launceston - August 2 - 4:30pm - Du Cane Brewery

Melbourne - August 23 - 4:00pm - Basement Comedy Club

As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there!

(and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap)

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Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale!

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Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), boot salesman (ding) AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI)

Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here

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Heggie dropped a THIRD YouTube special, LOWBREED, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here.

Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube

Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments.

HEGGIE JUST RELEASED ANOTHER STAND-UP SPECIAL "TIPRAT" ON YOUTUBE FOR FREE! WATCH IT HERE.

Heggie has a stand-up special out on YouTube "HAVE THAT" and his stand-up special, "LUKE HEGGIE - I ALREADY TOLD YOU" is out now on Paramount+

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, heading back from Tenerife to Liverpool, our protagonist can't keep her hands off her duty free...

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Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour.

Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only.

Hobart - August 1 - 5:30pm - Hellenic House, The Greek Club

Launceston - August 2 - 4:30pm - Du Cane Brewery

Melbourne - August 23 - 4:00pm - Basement Comedy Club

As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there!

(and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap)

-----------------------------------

Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale!

-----------------------------------

Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), boot salesman (ding) AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI)

Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here

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Heggie dropped a THIRD YouTube special, LOWBREED, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here.

Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube

Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments.

HEGGIE JUST RELEASED ANOTHER STAND-UP SPECIAL "TIPRAT" ON YOUTUBE FOR FREE! WATCH IT HERE.

Heggie has a stand-up special out on YouTube "HAVE THAT" and his stand-up special, "LUKE HEGGIE - I ALREADY TOLD YOU" is out now on Paramount+

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PATREON.COM/MIDFLIGHTBRAWL to avoid the harsh insults of our lovely Patreon members and to get your own in next time.

NEW ONLINE STORE AND NEW MERCH AVAILABLE!

LIMITED EDITION 'ST. JAYDEN'S COLLEGE' GREYHOUND POLO'S OUT NOW!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, another lose unit, this time in the departure lounge....

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Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour.

Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only.

Hobart - August 1 - 5:30pm - Hellenic House, The Greek Club

Launceston - August 2 - 4:30pm - Du Cane Brewery

As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there!

(and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap)

-----------------------------------

Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale!

-----------------------------------

Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), boot salesman (ding) AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI)

Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here

-----------------------------------

Heggie dropped a THIRD YouTube special, LOWBREED, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here.

Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube

Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments.

HEGGIE JUST RELEASED ANOTHER STAND-UP SPECIAL "TIPRAT" ON YOUTUBE FOR FREE! WATCH IT HERE.

Heggie has a stand-up special out on YouTube "HAVE THAT" and his stand-up special, "LUKE HEGGIE - I ALREADY TOLD YOU" is out now on Paramount+

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PATREON.COM/MIDFLIGHTBRAWL to avoid the harsh insults of our lovely Patreon members and to get your own in next time.

NEW ONLINE STORE AND NEW MERCH AVAILABLE!

LIMITED EDITION 'ST. JAYDEN'S COLLEGE' GREYHOUND POLO'S OUT NOW!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.