In this week's ep, we hear about a 50 something man desperate to get back to his high school reunion...

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Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale.

Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.

MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF

MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF

Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half.

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YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all.

Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here.

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Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here.

Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube

Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we cover a Perth man who went from "Duty Free" to " Status: Arrested"

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Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half.

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YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all.

Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here.

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Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here.

Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube

Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Super Fresh Fresh Fresh Dun Dun... Sky high melt down with racism, expletives, bestie bonding, and praising the Jesus.

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Right. Hope you're happy with yourselves. We're coming to Orange NSW for one show only. If none of you show up, there will be violence. There will also be a stand up show afterward.

Orange - November 29 - 4PM - Factory Espresso

As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there!

(and before you ask, Adelaide and more getting sorted asap)

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Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half.

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YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all.

Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here.

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Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here.

Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube

Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.