Bark bark, I am a dog and I am doing the podcast descriptions now. Quick, send a big bag of bones! (to me) Woof. And remember, to send those bones pls. Thank you in advance for the big bag of bones. I am a dog.

Spiciest and most relevant take incoming. Kendrick > Drake. We are really brave for saying this. Also the film is good. And remember, if you ask Jack to contribute to the episode description advice, it will inevitably become a Lord of the Rings thing.

This week, two informed young men who definitely know what film we're watching watch the film we're watching. At least, they pretend to know what film we're watching. And that they're informed. It's a very funny joke that doesn't go on too long and at least the director and premise wouldn't have been the basis of a really interesting discussion. And remember, a valiant quality is the ability to find common ground with others. Just ask Legolas and Gimli.

Oh, they've just been Daredevil episodes, that isn't actually that confusing.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever Spider-Man can. Spider-Man, yes he can, does whatever a Spider-Man can. Look out, seriously, look out, he is a spiderman. And remember, asking for help is a sign of strength. Frodo wouldn’t have gotten far without Sam.

Who!!?!??

We’re heading back to the galaxy to check in with our favourite band of lovable scamp-y misfit oddball goofball ragamuffins and probably learn about the importance of family and/or friendship. Quill has daddy issues and so should yooou! And remember, as we learnt from Boromir, it’snever too late to apologise.

Boy, what a strange ol' doctor that Benedorm Cumberbumble is. Will our two straight-laced, middle-of-the-road, average-Joe-and-Jacks be able to wrap their heads around the sheer wackiness of this magical adventure? Surely using an audio medium to describe a film which is known primarily for its visual effects won't cause them to lose their minds? Using a bunch of rhetorical questions in a description can't be played out and boring... right? And remember, learning any skill makes you a better learner overall!