Text fighting... Don't do it. That's just one of the lessons this week... Plus, Twitter isn't the place for trying out humour and a listener has wise words about whether or not you should tell somebody if their partner is cheating.

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We're headed straight down to nostalgia corner this week, recalling all the things from school you'd forgotten about. Plus, Celebrity Traitors reaction, Brooklyn Beckham & human toes for sale...

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Men's brains and women's brains are different. In this episode, MTGM investigates exactly that. Plus, the menopause, Vogue's new boob trick and whether or not a happy ending is a problem.

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Sometimes we see something on social media and assume Joanne has gone mad. That happened this week, but she has an explanation. Vogue somehow digs out a memory from three years old, we remember a terrifying kids film from 1985 and a powerful update about Peanut the squirrel (RIP).

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Money is funny... Joanne is right. Money can make people behave quite oddly and this weeks email has plenty of that behaviour. Plus, Vogue looks different, but why and what's the diagnosis on Joanne's hair?

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Have you ever trolled someone? BE HONEST! Vogue has a story that ended awkwardly for the trolls, whilst Joanne is ready to pick up a drill and hammer and go to town on her apartment. Plus, The London Marathon, the Pope sweepstake and why British people need to learn the phrase 'being bold'.

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Joanne has a new obsession... The recording started and there was a noise in the background, but did Vogue guess correctly what it was? What could it be?! Plus, Vogue's big news and a shocking email...

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Did you have a big Easter? Because if you looked at social media, it seems like everybody else had a MASSIVE one. It's exhausting. Plus, Joanne has bought a very shapely vase and Liz Hurley has a new romance that has raised a few eyebrows.

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