Épisodes

  • If You Want To Be British, Speak Better Than A Brummie
    Oct 2 2025

    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood, who explains the new requirements for migrants seeking leave to remain in the UK; Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about the masculinity needed for modern warfare; and the agent of an AI actor, Sylvie Tootoo, explains why actors and improvisers are awful and need to be replaced.


    If you don't fill in this survey, the terrorists have won: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey


    Sign up to our Patreon at Patreon.com/NonCensored to receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as bonus podcasts such as this week's Time For Questions, where we and special guest Sir Keir Starmer answer your questions, as well as making it possible for us to pay our guests.


    With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Shazia Mirza, Davina Bentley, Joz Norris and Ed Morrish.


    Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.


    Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.


    Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.


    Shazia is going on tour later this year and has a memoir, A Dutiful Daughter, coming out next year. For more information on both, visit her website.


    Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.


    Joz is hosting another night of his short-form experimental comedy night Eggbox at the Pleasance in London on the 4th November, and tickets are available here.


    Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.


    Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.


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    35 min
  • The Possibility Of A Paddle
    Sep 26 2025

    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Ed Davey, who explains why the Lib Dems have moved beyond silly, fun stunts, into impassioned liberal politics; we interview A Swan about the rumours that they are being eaten by asylum seekers; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about going to Saudi Arabia to do stand-up.


    If you don't fill in this survey, the terrorists have won: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey


    Thank you to Stuart Pomfrett, who signed up to our Patreon last week at Patreon.com/NonCensored. They'll now receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as bonus podcasts such as next week's Time For Questions, and bonus segments to the regular podcast such as out extended interview with Sir Keir Starmer, as well as making it possible for us to pay our guests.


    With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Rufus Hound, Ralph Jones, Joz Norris and Ed Morrish.


    Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.


    Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.


    Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.


    Ralph is hosting the last ever performance of his improv show Criminal at the Hoopla in London on the 15th August, where guests will include Ruth Bratt and Suki Webster. Tickets are available here.


    Joz is hosting another night of his short-form experimental comedy night Eggbox at the Pleasance in London on the 4th November, and tickets are available here.


    Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.


    Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

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    39 min
  • An Absolute State Visit
    Sep 19 2025

    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Phyllida Pomp, the events planner who arranged President Trump's historic second state visit; we speak to to a member of the Free Speech Union, Harold Spock, for their reaction to Jimmy Kimmel being taken off the air; and Eshaan Akbar reports live from the Unite The Kingdom march.


    If you don't fill in this survey, the terrorists have won: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey


    Thank you to Kevin Worrall, who signed up to our Patreon last week at Patreon.com/NonCensored. They'll now receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as bonus podcasts and bonus segments to the regular podcast, as well as making it possible for us to pay our guests. We'll be doing a Time For Questions on Tuesday 23rd, so sign up before then to get your question to us. (They would normally get video, too, but the producer accidentally deleted it this week.)


    With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Elf Lyons, Will Sebag-Montefiore and Ed Morrish.


    Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.


    Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.


    Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.


    Will has an AWARD-WINNING podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.


    Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.


    Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.


    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    45 min
  • The Future Of Politics: 10am Sambuca Shots
    Sep 12 2025

    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Steven Belm, the civil servant who provided David Lammy with official advice about genocide; Eshaan Akbar's has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about the National Television Awards; and Political Editor Chris Builder looks back at last week's Reform Party conference - or, at least, what he can remember about it!


    If you don't fill in this survey, the terrorists have won: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey


    Thank you to Gerry O'Boyle, who signed up to our Patreon last week at Patreon.com/NonCensored. They'll now receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as every segment in video (if the technology works) and and bonus podcasts and bonus segments to the regular podcast, as well as making it possible for us to pay our guests. We'll be doing a Time For Questions on Tuesday 23rd, so sign up before then to get your question to us.


    With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Nathaniel Tapley, Gareth Gwynn and Ed Morrish.


    Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.


    Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.


    Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.


    Nathaniel has nothing to promote but his Bluesky account.


    Gareth Gwynn co-hosts the excellent nostalgia podcast I'm So Not Over It with Esyllt "Henny Ffairground" Sears.


    Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.


    Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.


    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    35 min
  • We Know What You Flagged Last Flagger
    Sep 5 2025

    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Keir Starmer, who explains how he's going to "deliver, deliver, deliver" on his love of flags; new Green Party leader Zach Polanski tells us about the Party's new direction; and Eshaan Akbar's Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week is about how the cost of living crisis is affecting crime.


    If you don't fill in this survey, the terrorists have won: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey


    Thank you to Izzy, Dev Preston, Martyn, Toronto Will, Tim Martin, Aran Morrison, CL and Jan Musli all of whom signed up to our Patreon over the summer. Sign up to support us at Patreon.com/NonCensored and you'll receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as every segment in video and and bonus podcasts and bonus segments to the regular podcast, as well as making it possible for us to pay our guests.


    With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Joz Norris, Max Olesker and Ed Morrish.


    Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.


    Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.


    Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.


    Joz is performing his FIVE-STAR solo show, You Wait. Time Passes at the Soho Theatre from the 17th-20th September. Get tickets here.


    Max's award-winning cult comedy spectacular, Clash of the Comics, in which comedians like James Acaster, Aisling Bea and Rosie Jones are transformed into professional wrestlers, is coming to the Hammersmith Apollo on Oct 8th - for one night only - in aid of Comic Relief. Tickets here.


    Ed Morrish also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.


    Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.


    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    36 min
  • Hot Epstein Summer
    Jul 18 2025

    Harriet Langley-Swindon, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar take a look ahead to the summer, as the the podcast prepares to take a break until September.


    • How many MPs will Reform have when we return?
    • Who would YOU like to see on the Epstein List?
    • What will we be using AI for this summer?


    And much, much more.


    If you don't fill in this survey, the terrorists have won: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey


    Sign up to support us at Patreon.com/NonCensored and you'll receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as every segment in video and and bonus podcasts and bonus segments to the regular podcast.


    With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar and Ed Morrish.


    Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.


    Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.


    Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.


    Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.


    Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.


    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    28 min
  • The Truth Isn't The Truth, The Truth Is A Lie Truth
    Jul 11 2025

    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by disggraced celebrity chef Craigg Rommit, who gives his first interview since being fired by the BBC; the publisher of The Salt Path, Helen Penguin, explains how the book got published the way it is; and Eshaan Akbar's Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week is about Keir Starmer having a "no spray, no lay" policy.


    If you don't fill in this survey, the terrorists have won: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey


    Sign up to support us at Patreon.com/NonCensored and you'll receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as every segment in video and and bonus podcasts and bonus segments to the regular podcast, such as this week's interview with the runner up in the recent Papal conclave.


    With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Davina Bentley, Tom Mayo and Ed Morrish.


    Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.


    Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.


    Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.


    Will has an AWARD-WINNING podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.


    Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.


    Tom is part of Shoot From The Hip, who are on Patreon.


    Ed Morrish also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.


    Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.


    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    40 min
  • Notey McNoteface
    Jul 4 2025

    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Labour MP for Constituencyshire Central, Ben Bland, who talks about why he almost rebelled on the Social Care Bill this week; a disappointed festival-goer, Susanna, tells us how politics ruined Glastonbury for her and Eshaan Akbar's Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week is about the Bank of England's plans to redesign British bank notes.


    Ben will put one animal down every hour, on the hour, until you've all filled in this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey


    Thank you to Jonathan and Faye Robinson, who signed up to support us at Patreon.com/NonCensored this week. They will now receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as every segment in video and and bonus podcasts and bonus segments to the regular podcast, such as this week's interview with a man who has outsourced all his decisions to ChatGPT.


    With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Ed MacArthur, Sooz Kempner, Marcus Brigstocke, Tom Mayo and Ed Morrish.


    Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.


    Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.


    Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.


    Ed MacArthur is performing a madcap, multi-instrumental blast of light entertainment with songs, stand-up and sketches in London on Wednesday 9th July at the Crazy Coqs. Tickets here.


    Sooz is previewing her Edinburgh show, Sooz Kempner Is Ugly, at various places around the UK including London, Chippenham, and Bath. Details here.


    Ed Morrish also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.


    Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.


    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    38 min