Aaaahhhh or AHHHH!!!! ? The High Octane Spa (now with Catz!) has it all. Literally. Enjoy as we lose our minds trying to create this spa when we have never been to one.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

2:26 Intro

4:25 Energy check-in

7:06 The vibes/theme

20:50 The Flatulence Chamber

22:40 The Lazy Freedom of River

26:54 Spa Services

28:13 Cats?

29:55 Whales

35:52 The Pacing Room

43:35 The spa's name

55:50 Outro

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ooOOOoOOOO!!!! Spooky scary haunts are abound in this.... historical site designated barn??? This episode is haunted because it tooooOOOk twoOOOOOoo tries to record!!!

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

02:25 Intro

04:27 Highlights from our failed recording attempt

06:42 Popcorn Ghost

09:56 Tunnel

15:06 The Barn

19:08 Poppins Rumblesby

50:31 The Future of the Barn

55:53 Outro

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We couldn't resist returning to mini golf to explore Course B, the semi-punishing side of the town's mini golf course. Exposure therapy and forced education can be found in the next 12 holes, but don't worry, you'll probably come out a better person than when you started (??).

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

2:35 Intro

5:10 Who is the mini golf barker/owner?

12:20 Solely to memorialize "weellll"

13:15 Course B's overall theme and vibe

15:00 GMDR

16:49 Tee Ball

19:53 Home is Where the Mortgage Is

21:35 Creepy Crawlies

25:11 19th Birthday Family Party Simulator

26:22 Ken Burns Core(s)

27:58 Art Golfunkels Breakaway and Course B's specific barker

29:58 Ball Inspection

32:26 B Course Meal

35:58 Fire Safety

38:41 Orange You Glad You Got to Course B?

39:49 Job Hunting

41:41 Percy Fairway's Golf Symposium

43:38 Percy Fariway's background

49:28 Outro

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FORE!!!! Coming your way is an episode on Clatfartburg's miniature golf course, which we planned to explore in its entirety. However, this episode quickly evolves into us just pitching holes back and forth for an hour. Perhaps there's a par of two episodes for this mini golf course 👀.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

01:58 Intro

03:15 Our Mini Golf Experiences

07:49 The Basics of the Course

14:50 Hole Seven

15:54 The Riddle and Course B

18:39 Hole Eleven

21:30 Hole Three

23:28 Hole Two

25:20 Hole Sixteen

26:51 Hole Five

28:48 Hole Twelve

31:00 Hole Nine

32:58 Hole Six

36:01 Hole Fifteen

40:13 Hole Eighteen

43:58 Hole Ten

45:57 Hole Thirteen

48:15 Hole Four

51:05 Hole One

53:04 Hole Eight

54:26 Hole Fourteen

57:06 Hole Seventeen

58:58 Recapping the Holes

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In the future, boring DMVs are in the past! Explore a DMV unlike any other, themed around the future imagined by the owner in 1982. DJs, high-tech security that involves blindfolds and black lights, and an incredibly long driver's test obstacle course are just some highlights of this state-regulated government building.

Recent bonus episode: Clatfartburg's Drag Race

Recent commentary track: The Witches (1990) Commentary Track

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

2:03 Intro

5:24 Our understanding of DMVs

8:44 Setting the scene

16:22 DMV 2000/3000

18:03 Employees and stations

30:58 The driving test and... the Cold War?

46:56 "In the future..."

53:08 Conclusion + outro

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Put on your sleuthing hats because today we are NOT ONLY breaking the case on what Clatfartburg's movie theater is, but we are also returning to the hazy plot we've had going on for this podcasts entire run. That's right, De La Noire is back! Only in theaters!

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB news

02:28 Episode Intro

06:27 The Movie Theater

01:01:13 Outro

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A crusty old bowling alley is renovated into a fancy establishment and renamed the Museum of Rolling Objects, now requiring a dress code and removing bowling balls as an option, along with some other peculiar rules. But the local rec bowling team the Mixed Nuts won't stand for this and will do whatever it takes to bring back their bowling haven.

Recent bonus episode: Wilfred Wonka and Mr. Edgars in Conversation

Recent commentary track: Mary Poppins (1964)

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

2:30 Intro and our personal bowling experiences/trauma

9:58 Vibes of the bowling alley

16:40 The renovation

21:35 The rec bowling team

25:51 The Museum of Rolling Objects

35:56 The coup

46:08 The owner

48:54 A new bowling alley is born

56:37 Outro

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Faxville is hosting a boring fish fair, but something is churning in the waters: Mr. Edgars is up to something fishy, black mail is afoot, and citizens of Clatfartburg plot ways to protest the exploitation of these beautiful creatures in the name of Crispy.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

1:32 Intro

5:18 The fair's audience and vibes

16:04 Mr. Edgars is up to no good

21:06 Eileen Worst and Dr. Bassoon

32:27 Protesters

55:39 Outro

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