When Miss Triangle walks in, you notice. This week, we’re getting meta and super grateful as we wrap our last episode of this experimental first season. We talk about cold calls, when not to talk to strangers, and why it’s literally so hot (hint: it’s the heat). Plus, we shout out the icon who is Kolbi Jordan and issue a PSA to call, well, everyone. It’s the end of the season, but there’s no end to the chaos that's just us.

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Music and Sound Design by Shua Auerbach

Show Art by Chay Schmidt

In this week’s episode, Peter and Allen talk about opera and drag workshops, dig into the international system, and push for allowing the experts to do what they do best. They also talk about the recent cuts to funding for the arts and Pride month, and the importance of staying in the way, taking up space, and getting into good trouble. This one is a deep dive, so enjoy the ride!

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Music and Sound Design by Shua Auerbach

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It’s Science Week on the podcast, and wow, are Peter and Allen underqualified! The true physical embodiment of a 3 am Google deep dive, we touch on fear, climate, allergies, baby holders, sleep hygiene, crazy dreams, meth (?!?!?), body movement, and terracotta in all of its forms. We honestly can’t believe that this conversation happened, and by the end of the episode, you won’t either.

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Music and Sound Design by Shua Auerbach

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From backroom Vatican drama to a jazz-induced love letter to teachers (thank you, Samara Joy), we somehow end up talking about dragons, childhood obsessions, and a papier mâché project that fed Allen for a week. It’s conclave to craft table, holy smoke to hot glue—buckle up.

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Music and Sound Design by Shua Auerbach

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This week, we’re recapping a Broadway season messier than a margarita night at Hardware. We break down the latest Broadway season—from the triumph of Hell’s Kitchen to the disaster that is Sunset Boulevard. Plus: SMASH fumbles, Cabaret redeems, Orville Peck shines, and the lesbians win Naked and Afraid of Love.

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Music and Sound Design by Shua Auerbach

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This week, Peter and Allen serve up a feast — from learning to cook Croatian food for 30 people in a villa to reading Stanley Tucci’s food diary like it’s a religious text, we explore how food is the convening point for family and community.

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Music and Sound Design by Shua Auerbach

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From the paranoia-filled halls of The Traitors Episode 10 to the existential weight of being denied literal outer space, this week’s episode offers important life advice on caring for Popes (yes, actual Popes) and proposes a radical solution to public hygiene: smell detectors.

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Music and Sound Design by Shua Auerbach

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Join us to unpack job interviews, thirst over Bad Bunny’s dangerously delicious Calvin Klein campaign, and mourn a childhood left behind in Mexico. Plus: Rachel Zegler & Kit Connor’s Romeo + Juliet (yum) and pigeons cooing (haunting). Tender and thirsty—just how we like it.

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Music and Sound Design by Shua Auerbach

Show Art by Chay Schmidt