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Peaches Pit Party

Peaches Pit Party

Auteur(s): Brenden Peach
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A replay of Peaches Pit Party which you can hear on KBEAR 101 weekday afternoons 2pm - 7pm MSTRiverbend Media Group Sciences sociales
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  • Ep. 273 - I Did Not Die I Just Slept For Three Days Like A Discount Bear - 12/01/2025
    Dec 2 2025

    Peaches Pit Party from Monday December 1st 2025 / Peaches returns from his weeklong mystery illness and immediately launches into a full December proclamation complete with mathematical time pain about how far away the 90s really are now. He recounts his fever drenched fruit based survival diet, his deep disappointment in last weeks Terry Crews mac and cheese betrayal, and the ongoing feud between Peaches and every turkey on planet Earth. The show barrels into Black Friday scams Cyber Monday false promises the myth of Travel Tuesday and the idea that he might need a special suitcase just for peach shaped souvenirs if he visits Georgia. Concert talk erupts with Evanescence Spiritbox and Nova Twins before Peaches drags his own Spotify Wrapped into the light. He breaks down Thanksgiving arguments from hearing aid battles to people falling down stairs to dodge their spouse. He rants extensively about modern lingo including the unalive epidemic the era epidemic and the people who suddenly say around instead of about. The Giving Machine makes its heroic return and Peaches wonders aloud whether giving someone a five thousand dollar pot and pan set is basically an invitation to sleep on the couch forever. He confesses that he keeps throwing away plates because dishwashing is for people who do not immediately go gaming after work. He mourns the loss of a Bad Omens candle he refused to buy because he did not want to spend fifty seven dollars to literally burn his own money. And then comes What The Headline featuring a man who broke into a home unwrapped the presents and napped like a legally confused raccoon. Finally Peaches tries to determine which hobbies attract the angriest people and ends up imagining a furious bird watching league that yells at sparrows for disrespecting boundaries.

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    25 min
  • Ep. 272 - Culver’s Rewards Turn Peaches Into a Full-Time Fast-Food Athlete - 11/18/2025
    Nov 21 2025

    Peaches Pit Party from Tuesday, November 18th, 2025 / Peaches blasts into Tuesday with the excitement of a man who just discovered religion, except the religion is Culver’s finally launching a rewards program. He confesses he has basically lived on nothing but Taco Bell and Culver’s deluxe doubles for weeks, and now he can earn points for it like some kind of fast-food Olympian. After yesterday’s McRib investigation turned into a statewide manhunt, Peaches is immediately corrected by a listener whose mom works at McDonald’s, proving the McRib is secretly thriving in Idaho Falls despite the locator website being run by what he assumes is a single rogue McRib fanatic. From there, he unleashes on the Starbucks bearista cup insanity, recounting the battle lines drawn at 4 AM, the employee hoarding allegations, and Walmart stepping in with cheap knockoff bear cups that will absolutely get kids roasted at school.

    Thanksgiving enters the chat and instantly gets body-slammed. Peaches paints a disturbing culinary crime scene involving Jell-O salads full of clams, olives, and crab meat. He rants about bland turkey, uncomfortable family questions, and why Thanksgiving is his personal villain origin story. Then comes the cryogenic rabbit hole — the tale of a Chinese man who froze his wife in hopes of a future cure, only to start dating someone new while his first wife is chilling in a -320 degree container like a sci-fi time capsule.

    Sports returns with a World Cup argument involving accusations of voodoo during a shootout, a new women’s pro baseball league, and LeBron preparing to become the first player ever to hit 23 seasons. Peaches also breaks down a BBC article asking when tourists should return after disasters, imagining bewildered locals watching sunburned Americans stroll into a wrecked island like they’re rating a resort.

    He slams millennial burger spots charging fifty bucks for a cheeseburger and a toothpick flag, exposes a restaurant serving “fish and chips” without the chips unless you ask, and dives into the story of a Japanese woman who legally married an AI persona created through ChatGPT. Peaches tries to understand the business model of a company that plans weddings for people marrying fictional characters and spirals into what that guest list must look like.

    Then Boise loses its mind waiting overnight for Raising Cane’s chicken tenders, Classy97 enters a Christmas-music turf war with another station, Peaches accidentally scares himself with audio from his own Bad Omens reaction video, and a Montana man gets arrested after crashing while trying to go number one into an empty Budweiser can. Peaches ends the episode torching Call of Duty Black Ops 7 again, questioning how the developers can celebrate a game universally considered a digital dumpster fire.

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    32 min
  • Ep. 271 - Classic Rock Bands Made Out of Spare Parts - 11/17/2025
    Nov 21 2025

    Peaches Pit Party from Monday, November 17th, 2025 / Peaches fires up the week by tumbling straight into GameStop’s absolutely bewildering Trade Anything Day, imagining some brave soul rolling up with a mounted moose head expecting a flawless copy of Cyberpunk in return. From there, he launches into a breakdown of classic rock bands touring with lineups so replacement-heavy they’re basically tribute acts cosplaying themselves. He then falls headfirst into the bizarre new world of fridgescaping, where people proudly store orchids, framed photos, and eye cream next to the butter like it’s normal. After that comes a full investigative-reporter-level dive into the McRib locator, complete with Peaches discovering that the entire region has been abandoned except for one heroic McDonald’s in Pocatello. Sports gets its moment with the New York Jets failing to intercept anything for ten straight games, ESPN being bullied into reverting its NBA box scores back to something humans can read, and MLS finally stepping out from behind the paywall. Peaches also praises the Giving Machine in Chubbuck, shares why Red Dead Redemption is being resurrected on almost every device known to mankind, and laughs about listeners flooding Josh and Chantel with Christmas-music demands like they’re petitioning the Supreme Court. He reviews The Devil Wears Prada’s surprising hidden track that trolls old-school fans, dives into a thread about things people wrongly assume everyone knows, marvels at Ronnie Radke selling a small fortune of merch from a private jet, reacts to Call of Duty using AI to the point Congress noticed, and tells the story of a Pennsylvania man who got shot by his own dog. The episode wraps with National Unfriend Day, introspection about social media disconnections, and Peaches wondering what life would be like if follower counts had never existed at all.

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    31 min
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