Thanks for helping me pack the U-Haul. Before I go, just wanted to say: never liked you, your friends suck, bye bye!

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You can have ranch with your pizza, but you have to buy the whole bottle. And the bottle costs $25. Don't like it? Get lost!

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Congrats on being the only sober person at my birthday! Wanna come to the after-party? Actually, can you drive us there? All of us?

Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis

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