Welcome back to another tinsel-covered episode of our Hallmark holiday deep dive, where we take festive movie titles far too seriously and use our Predictability Scorecard like it’s a scientifically validated diagnostic tool. (Maybe one day.)

We kick things off by revisiting last week’s trifecta of holiday cheer: We Met in December, The Snow Must Go On, and An Alpine Holiday. Did our predictions melt under the pressure, or did we snowball a perfect score? We break down the meet-cutes, the misunderstandings, the mountains, and the mandatory small-town charm to see just how accurate our festive forecasting really was. Spoiler: someone’s prediction ego might grow three sizes this episode.

Then we shift our gaze to the upcoming week’s Hallmark gems: She’s Making a List and Single on the 25th. One sounds like a woman with a spreadsheet and a dream; the other sounds like the world’s most specific relationship status update. Naturally, we dissect both titles with extreme confidence and absolutely no inside information. What kind of list is she making? Who’s single on the 25th? And more importantly, will any of this stop us from wildly guessing the plot? Absolutely not.

So grab your cocoa, your candy canes, and your willingness to suspend disbelief. It's time to analyze, predict, revisit, and mildly roast Hallmark’s latest seasonal offerings—because if we don’t, who will?

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Hallmark has unleashed a blizzard of movies, and frankly, even we have limits — so in this episode, we’re changing things up to survive the holiday onslaught. And yes, we know this episode is dropping later than planned — consider it fashionably late, Hallmark-style. First, we review our Predictability Scorecard results for last week’s premieres: Hallmark’s Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story and Melt My Heart This Christmas. Did we accurately forecast the football-themed romance and heartwarming seasonal defrosting, or did Hallmark actually surprise us for once?

Then, with too many new movies and not nearly enough hours in the week, we take a streamlined dive into predicting this festive trio amid the holiday movie deluge: Hallmark’s We Met in December, The Snow Must Go On, and An Alpine Holiday. Expect bold guesses, trope-based logic, and our eternal confidence that we absolutely know what’s going to happen… even when we absolutely don’t. Holiday overload has never sounded so cozy.

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Fluff up your favorite holiday blanket—it’s time for another cheerful romp through the Predictability Scorecard! We start by revisiting last week’s festive double feature, Hallmark’s: Three Wisest Men and Tidings for the Season. Did our predictions hold up like sturdy Christmas stockings, or did they sag a little under the weight of unexpected plot twists? We unwrap the tropes, celebrate the hits, and lovingly laugh at the misses, all in the spirit of good holiday fun.

Then we suit up for this week’s newcomers: Hallmark’s Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story and Melt My Heart This Christmas. With only the titles as our playbook, we call the boldest holiday audibles—expect wild theories, rom-com Hail Marys, and at least one pun that will make someone in Buffalo groan audibly. Will romance score on the first down? Will hearts melt faster than a snowman in a sauna? And just how many plot points will fall from the sky like perfectly timed, emotionally supportive snowflakes?

Join us for another episode of festive folly, where the stories may be predictable, but our confidence is downright unfrosted. It’s cozy, it’s chaotic, and it’s exactly the kind of holiday cheer Hallmark keeps throwing our way—whether we asked for it or not.

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The tinsel is twinkling, the snow is suspiciously foam-like, and our Predictability Scorecard is ready for another test. This week, we’re checking in on Hallmark's Christmas Above the Clouds and A Keller Christmas Vacation to see if our predictions soared or totally crash-landed in a snowbank.

Then we turn our merry gaze toward Hallmark's Three Wisest Men (yes, they made a third one!) and Tidings for the Season, which sounds like it’ll deliver exactly what it promises: tidings, twinkle lights, and two people who definitely weren’t looking for love.

So cozy up by the fire (or the metaphorical streaming queue) as we test our theory that Hallmark’s greatest gift isn’t love… it’s predictability.

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The Hallmark machine keeps cranking out Christmas cheer — and we’re here to decode it one predictable plot at a time. This week, we revisit our predictions for Christmas on Duty to see if we nailed the tropes, misread the mistletoe, or underestimated Hallmark’s ability to recycle its own storylines.

In true holiday fashion, we forgot something on our list — Hallmark’s A Newport Christmas! This Hallmark title won’t get the full Predictability Scorecard treatment, but we did watch it and we’ll review whether it was smooth sailing or if it had stormy seas….

Then we take flight with Christmas Above the Clouds and buckle up for A Keller Christmas Vacation, two titles that sound full of holiday chaos and emotional baggage (literally). We’ll debate which movie will earn us the highest Predictability Score, which character will learn “the true meaning of Christmas,” and which one will definitely fall in love after a snowball fight.

Hallmark’s holiday formula might be set in stone, but we’re here to see how closely it sticks to the blueprint — and maybe, just maybe, find a new favorite in the process.

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The countdown continues, and we’re back on the front lines of Hallmark's Countdown to Christmas movie predictions! This week, we’re reviewing our battlefield results from A Christmas Angel Match and Merry Christmas, Ted Cooper! —two festive missions full of angels, a weatherman, and more small-town charm than a snow globe factory. How accurate were our guesses? Let’s just say our Predictability Scorecard is seeing both victories and tactical errors.

Then, it’s time to salute our next challenge: Christmas on Duty. With a military backdrop and a guaranteed dose of mistletoe, will this one bring a soldier home for the holidays, or maybe pair a disciplined officer with a free-spirited hometown hero? One thing’s for sure—love and duty are about to go head-to-head, and we’ll be here to predict every salute, snowflake, and soft-focus kiss along the way.

So polish your ornaments, stand at ease, and join us as we predict Christmas on Duty—because when it comes to Hallmark movies, we never retreat from a good holiday romance.

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Buckle your sleigh belts and grab your glitter glue — we’re back with another tinsel-covered episode of holiday hot takes! First, we saddle up and spill the eggnog on our Predictability Scorecard for Hallmark’s A Royal Montana Christmas, where tiaras meet tractors and we answer one of life’s most important questions: How many royal secrets can one ranch handle?

Next we flap our metaphorical angel wings and float into the clouds of speculation as we preview Hallmark’s A Christmas Angel Match — a film that promises divine intervention, romantic tension, and possibly a harp solo. Will it be predictably precious or just heavenly nonsense? Either way, our scorecards are ready and our jingle bells are on high alert.

Then we try to predict the plot of Hallmark’s: Merry Christmas, Ted Cooper! Who is Ted Cooper? A big-time actor with a secret love of woodworking or a warm-hearted weatherman returning to his hometown for the holidays?

Join us for punny predictions, and enough Hallmark holiday magic to light up a Christmas tree farm. Because when it comes to Hallmark movies, we don’t just watch — we sleigh.

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In this special Halloween episode, we temporarily ghost our traditional Predictability Scorecard (don't worry, it'll haunt us again soon) to simply discuss Hallmark's spooky-season offering: Haul Out the Halloween.

Join us as we unwrap this cinematic candy corn of a film — complete with autumn clichés, supernatural small-town charm, and romantic misunderstandings.

We’re not here to judge. Okay, we are — but only in the most festive, flannel-wrapped way.

Is it scary? No.
Is it logical? Also no.
Is there a baking competition judged by overzealous HOA members? You bet your cinnamon broomstick there is.

No scorecards. No predictions. Just pumpkin-scented opinions.

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