Oh no, we’re off to Forks again for this episode, we’re talking about The Twilight Saga: New Moon from back in 2009. We honestly swear we thought these movies were more recent than that! Mikey, in his madness, chose this as his mystery pick, partly due to popular demand and partly in the hope we won’t have to revisit this saga for a while…but we’ll see,

Synopsis: After the abrupt departure of Edward, her vampire love, Bella finds comfort in her deepening friendship with Jacob Black. However Bella's loyalties are put to the test as she becomes drawn into the world of werewolves, ancient enemies of vampires.

We’ll talk about the film’s scores, go over the whole plot, talk about trivia and more. We have sparkly vampires, we have buff werewolves, a bucket load of angst and lots and lots of screaming, like, LOTS!

If you would like to let us know what you thought of Twilight: New Moon, suggest a rotten film you’d like us to talk about or just say hello you can email us at rankrottenpod@gmail.com, or on any of our socials which are listed at the bottom.

Links:

Here are some links to our episode about the first twilight movie, in case you want to revisit that movie first. These are just some of the most popular podcast platforms:

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/6v9e8q6WF73IUfmZoejUWl?si=32c9113f4b2444ab

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s01e10-twilight-2008/id1809524932?i=1000715686635

YouTube: https://youtu.be/HDUi3WAv_4o?si=idqcwLWokI_uqgYO

Portobello Bookshop for those in Edinburgh and the surrounding area

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IT’S A G-G-G-Ghost! Wait, it’s OK, he’s friendly…shame about those uncles though. This time on Rank Rotten our Halloween Spooktacular concludes with 1995’s Casper; a cosy, fun, friendly ghost feature which for all its flaws has a lot of heart. Casper is a character who is synonymous with Halloween, so much so his live action feature length debut is based during the season. It’s also the movie's 30th Anniversary this year and so it felt right to celebrate it…feel old yet?

Synopsis: Casper is a kind young ghost who peacefully haunts a mansion in Maine. When Dr James Harvey arrives to communicate with Casper and his fellow spirits, he brings along his teenage daughter, Kat. As Casper and Kat grow close, their budding relationship is complicated by relatives, both living and dead.

We’ll talk about the film’s scores, go over the whole plot, talk about trivia and more. There’s also a surprising amount of egg chat and we’ll also talk about how awesome it would be to have a spatula hand as well as how the Back-streets-back, AL-RIGHT!

If you would like to let us know what you thought of Casper, suggest a rotten film you’d like us to talk about or just say hello you can email us at rankrottenpod@gmail.com, or on any of our socials which are listed at the bottom.

Links:

Refinery29 Article, Anne Cohen, Casper Was An Instant Classic – But Does It Still Hold Up 20 Years Later?: https://www.refinery29.com/en-gb/2019/08/241754/casper-movie-review-dark-ghost-story-christina-ricci

YouTube links to Casper cartoons we watched the morning of recording:

There's Good Boos Tonight (1948) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB2cJDq9rOY&t=176s

Fright from Wrong (1956), this is the Ghostly Trio’s debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5S3MKQvMiw

A collection of other Casper episodes, including a Halloween Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWjuoMTJqFU

Links to our socials:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rankrottenpod

Threads: https://www.threads.com/@rankrottenpod

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@rankrottenpod

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/rankrottenpod

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@RankRottenPod

Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/rankrottenpod.bsky.social

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It’s time to get spooky with the first of our two Halloween Specials this year, actually it’s our first Special ever! You better get used to it because there will be a few between now and the end of the year. But this time we’re discussing 2020’s Hubie Halloween.

Synopsis: Despite his devotion to his hometown of Salem (and its Halloween celebration), Hubie Dubois is a figure of mockery for kids and adults alike. But this year, something is going bump in the night, and it's up to Hubie to save Halloween.

We’ll talk about the film’s scores, go over the whole plot (quite a lot going on in this one), talk about trivia and more. We’ll also talk about the many faces of the SandlerVerse, how it seems to us like this was ‘Sandler's Greatest Hits’, and try to say Hubie’s name which we seem incapable of doing.

If you would like to tell us what you thought of Hubie Halloween, suggest a rotten film you’d like us to talk about or just say hello you can email us at rankrottenpod@gmail.com, or contact us on Instagram which is @rankrottenpod. Stay fresh and thanks for listening!

Links:

No articles or anything this time but we will be posting a collection of Hubie’s Mum and friend’s hilarious shirts on our socials which are:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rankrottenpod

Threads: https://www.threads.com/@rankrottenpod

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@rankrottenpod

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/rankrottenpod

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@RankRottenPod

Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/rankrottenpod.bsky.social

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We’re back from our wee break, and as a sort of segue into the Halloween season, we’re talking about a very famous foul mouthed doll’s second big screen outing; 1990’s Child’s Play 2.

Synopsis: Chucky is reconstructed by Playpal Toys to dispel the negative publicity surrounding the brand. Now resurrected he tracks young Andy Barclay to a foster home where he aims to claim Andy’s body as his own.

We’ll talk about the film’s scores, go over the whole plot, talk about trivia and more. We’ll talk about the Living with Chucky documentary a little, Becky Lynch and also ponder the role that batteries maybe play in voodoo soul transferences.

If you would like to tell us what you thought of Child’s Play 2l, suggest a rotten film you’d like us to talk about or just say hello you can email us at rankrottenpod@gmail.com, or contact and follow us on Instagram or TikTok, both of which are @rankrottenpod. Stay fresh and thanks for listening!

Links:

Bloody Disgusting article; ‘Editorials‘Child’s Play 2’ Is a Perfect Example of What a Horror Sequel Should Be [We Love ’90s Horror]:

https://bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3612441/childs-play-2-perfect-example-horror-sequel-love-90s-horror/

Wicked horror; ‘Five Reasons Child’s Play 2 is Better Than The Original’:

https://www.wickedhorror.com/features/five-reasons-childs-play-2-is-better-than-the-original/

ROCKNROLL SUICIDE; Mikey’s favourite online shop, and favourite Bloodstock stall:

https://www.rocknrollsuicide.com/

Instagram Reel; ‘Angry Spanish Chucky Just Hits Differently’ from Child’s Play (1988); Thanks to Pete for sending this one to us when Mikey couldn’t find it:

https://www.instagram.com/p/DN0rtbIYiiq/

Child’s Play 2 (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack), Graeme Revell from Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/album/3afchdx94FF1huc0osCMj4?si=4xTiCaB3TOSyx2pWlBZC6Q

YouTube; ‘Chucky at the 1990 horror hall of fame awards:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQfQnt5xBeo

Also, here are links to our YouTube and Instagram, where we post short clips of the upcoming episodes, memes, reels and you can also listen to full episodes on YouTube:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rankrottenpod

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdX7SbT-KgAXRQerJ4tMPdA

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This is our last episode before we go on a wee mid-season break until October, so as a sort of special we decided to cover a 0% movie, and that movie is 1990’s Problem Child, a film which is very confused and didn’t really seem to know what it wanted to do, we’d seen it referred to as ‘Problematic Child’ and to be fair, that’s quite accurate.

Synopsis: A seven-year-old troublemaker wreaks havoc on the lives of his new parents - a patient, kind-hearted man and his social ladder-climbing wife.’

We’ll talk about the film’s scores, go over the whole plot, talk about trivia and more. We’ll also talk about the movie's many shortcomings whilst unearthing some of the more wholesome or genuinely good moments (if we’re honest, this was a challenge). We’ll also talk about perhaps why this movie is a bit all over the place as well as talk about the Simpsons about 500 times for some reason!

If you would like to tell us what you thought of Problem Child, suggest a rotten film you’d like us to talk about or just say hello you can email us at rankrottenpod@gmail.com, or contact us on Instagram which is @rankrottenpod. Stay fresh and thanks for listening!

Links:

LA Times article, ‘The Problem with Universal’s ‘Problem Child’’:

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1990-08-11-ca-88-story.html

Film Stories article, ‘The problems with 1990’s Problem Child - and how it changed’:

https://filmstories.co.uk/features/the-problems-with-1990s-problem-child-and-how-it-changed/

Circus music from impression, ‘Un dimanche à la fête foraine’ by Jean-Paul-V from Pixabay

https://pixabay.com/music/amusement-park-un-dimanche-%C3%A0-la-f%C3%AAte-foraine-273914/

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Where does your franchise go when it has nowhere else to go? That’s right, SPACE! This week it’s 2001’s (or 2002’s depending on who you ask) horror adjacent space slasher; Jason X. We’ve had quite a few requests for this one, so Mikey decided to choose it for his mystery pick!

Synopsis: ‘Jason Voorhees is cryogenically frozen at the beginning of the 21st century, and is discovered in the 25th century and taken to space. He gets thawed, and begins stalking and killing the crew of the spaceship that's transporting him.’

We’ll talk about the film’s scores, go over the whole plot, talk about trivia and more. We’ll also talk about what led to this movie’s release, do out first ‘kill count’ and fair warning, there is also a lot of nippy noo noo chat!

If you would like to tell us what you thought of Jason X, suggest a rotten film you’d like us to talk about or just say hello you can email us at rankrottenpod@gmail.com, or contact us on Instagram which is @rankrottenpod. Stay fresh and thanks for listening!

Links:

Bloody Disgusting article, ‘This Doesn’t Suck on So Many Levels: A Look Back at ‘Jason X’’:

https://bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3433796/doesnt-suck-look-back-jason-x/

No But Listen article, ‘Why Jason X is the Best Friday the 13th Movie’:

https://nobutlisten.com/2022/11/21/why-jason-x-is-the-best-friday-the-13th-movie/

Also, here are links to our YouTube and Instagram, where we post short clips of the upcoming episodes, memes, reels and you can also listen to full episodes on YouTube:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rankrottenpod

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdX7SbT-KgAXRQerJ4tMPdA

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This week we’re talking about 2008’s dreary romantic vampire flick; Twilight. Cat has been excited about this one. Largely because it would finally mean Mikey would have to watch it.

Synopsis: ‘High-school student Bella Swan, always a bit of a misfit, doesn't expect life to change much when she moves from sunny Arizona to rainy Washington state. Then she meets Edward Cullen, a handsome but mysterious teen whose eyes seem to peer directly into her soul. Edward is a vampire whose family does not drink blood, and Bella, far from being frightened, enters into a dangerous romance with her immortal soulmate.’

We’ll talk about the film’s scores, go over the whole plot, talk about trivia and more. We’ll also talk about towns named after cutlery, the bending of vampire lore and killer skin!

If you would like to tell us what you thought of Twilight, suggest a rotten film you’d like us to talk about or just say hello you can email us at rankrottenpod@gmail.com, or contact us on Instagram which is @rankrottenpod. Stay fresh and thanks for listening!

Links:

Fatherly Article: ‘17 Years Ago, The ‘Twilight’ Saga Helped This Baby Name Boom. It's Still Going Strong.’

https://www.fatherly.com/parenting/twilight-novels-movie-baby-name-isabella-boom

azcentral Article: ‘Semi-secret history of ‘Twilight’: How an Arizona mom wrote 1 of the biggest YA books ever’

https://eu.azcentral.com/story/entertainment/books/2022/11/17/stephenie-meyer-twilight-retrospective/8259924001/#

Invisible Hacky Sack reel from Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJX3ZtmtRWm/?igsh=N3BiODNvdWxicTEx

An Instagram post which amused us both:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLBEbzyyMBH/?igsh=MTdkNDdud3kzb2kzOA==

Here are links to our Instagram and YouTube, where we post short clips of upcoming episodes. You can also listen to full episodes on YouTube if you wish:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rankrottenpod

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdX7SbT-KgAXRQerJ4tMPdA

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COWABUNGA! RADICAL! BOSSA NOVA!? That's right, this week it’s turtle time and we’re buzzing to talk about the famous amphibians 1990 foray into live action cinema.

Synopsis: ‘Four teenage mutant ninja turtles emerge from the shadows to protect New York City from a gang of criminal ninjas.’

We’ll talk about the film’s scores, go over the whole plot, talk about trivia and more. We’ll also talk about rodents (again), the cultural impact the turtles had in the late 80’s into the 90’s and about Mikey’s stolen bread and butter.

Thanks for Rob for originally requesting Turtles III, but as all three Turtles movies are rotten, we're taking the long way round and doing all of them (over the next few seasons). If you would like to tell us what you thought of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, suggest a rotten film you’d like us to talk about or just say hello you can email us at rankrottenpod@gmail.com, or contact us on Instagram which is @rankrottenpod. Stay fresh and thanks for listening!

Links:

LA Time article ‘Rapid-Paced Turtle Sales Starting To Slow Down: Toys: Rival manufacturers see a cooling of the ‘Ninja’ fad as a chance to regain a larger share of the market’: https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1991-12-23-fi-809-story.html

Buzzfeed article ‘5 Ways The New “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” Makes The 1990 Movie Look Like A Masterpiece’: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alisonwillmore/2014-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-vs-the-1990-movie

Our friend, fellow podcaster and Voice Over Artist; RJ Bayley’s Instagram page:

https://www.instagram.com/robertjbayley/

And his literature podcast, Bayley’s Bookshelf:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2c2hdbpdvUkEYBpCvF9YSM?si=35a315c0677f4224

‘Jazz Lounge Elevator Music’ from user ‘Ikoliks’, downloaded from Pixabay.com

Here are links to our Instagram and YouTube, where we post short clips of upcoming episodes. You can also listen to full episodes on YouTube if you wish:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rankrottenpod

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdX7SbT-KgAXRQerJ4tMPdA

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