Épisodes

  • D*ck Drawings & Fart Fumes
    Dec 15 2025

    Matt and Jenn are talking tipping culture in this week’s Self Checkout! Plus, should a sob story actually matter on a competition reality show?

    Our Nostalgia Check has us asking the Magic 8 Ball for advice on foot fetishes and weight loss. What is “Decidedly so” and what’s a definite “No”?

    Then, our RHOSLC recap turns into a talk about farts (AGAIN!) while debating Heather Gay’s main character energy. And our RHOBH recap is all about the d*cks (OF COURSE!).


    1:23 Self Checkouts (Snobby Jenn, Tipping Culture, & Sob Stories)

    10:45 Housewife Hustle (Rinna Beauty Lip Gloss)

    14:34 Nostalgia Check (Magic 8 Ball)

    21:24 Reality Check-In (RHOP, RHOSLC, & RHOBH Recaps)

    1:01:59 Jenn’s Culture, Popped! A Quiz

    1:06:06 The Real Deal or No Deal


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    1 h et 11 min
  • Salmon Sperm & Rachel Zoe's Return
    Dec 7 2025

    It's post-Thanksgiving and we're all about beauty hacks, from our Nostalgia Check on Lip Smackers to the current trend Jenn's jumped on in Ad Nauseam (hint: it's salmon sperm).


    In this week's Self Checkout, we discuss accidentally saying to somebody "Love you!" and calling your teacher "Mom"?!


    Plus our Reality Check-In covers Rachel Zoe's Bravo return to RHOBH, the Boston Spill the Tea ep of RHOSLC, and Gizelle reentering her villain era on RHOP. AND Matt & Jenn are choosing their early picks on who they think will take the Rupaul's Drag Race Season 18 Crown based off of first looks!


    And finally, Matt's quizzing Jenn on Oxford's Word of the Year while Jenn puts Matt's Housewives knowledge to the test with a tagline special version of The Real Deal or No Deal.


    10:16 Jenn's Self Checkout Confession!

    14:32 Ad Nauseam (Salmon Sperm)

    18:51 Nostalgia Check (Lip Smackers)

    23:15 Reality Check-In (Drag Race 18 Early Picks, RHOBH S15 Premiere, RHOSLC, & RHOP)

    57:58 Jenn's Culture, Popped! A Quiz (Oxford's Word of the Year is WHAT?!?)

    1:01:25 The Real Deal or No Deal (Housewives Taglines Edition)

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    1 h et 6 min
  • Stove Top Stuffing & RHOC Reunions
    Nov 26 2025

    It's Thanksgiving and we are so grateful for all of our "Sharons"!

    We dig into all the great Turkey Day meal debates: Stove Top or homemade stuffing? Canned cranberry or fresh? Does anybody actually enjoy turkey?

    Our Nostalgia Check has us sucking on Ring Pops, but is a wearable treat worth it?

    And we finally dig into the Real Housewives of Orange County Reunions.

    1:08 Nostalgia Check (Ring Pops)

    4:51 Self Checkout (Thanksgiving Debate)

    13:00 Ad Nauseam (Automated Measuring Tape Part 1)

    17:05 Reality Check-In (RHOP & RHOC Recaps)

    53:27 Jenn's Culture, Popped! A Quiz

    56:25 The Real Deal or No Deal

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    1 h et 3 min
  • Plane P*rn, Pet Parrots, and Stanning Stacey
    Nov 21 2025

    Matt went to BravoCon and got to meet his hero, Stacey Rusch. Back at home, Jenn realized she is anti-ice cream cone.

    Our latest Nostalgia Check has us unpacking Lunchables!

    And both of our Real Housewives recaps go off the rails, with RHOP turning into a talk about self-help parrots and RHOSLC becoming a conversation about p*rn on an airplane!

    2:32 Matt's BravoCon Experience

    8:33 Jenn's Self-Checkout (Ice Cream Cones)

    14:51 Nostalgia Check (Lunchables)

    20:37 Ad Nauseam (Jenn's Algorithm Change!)

    24:11 Reality Check-In (RHOP & RHOSLC Recaps)

    59:07 Jenn's Culture, Popped! A Quiz

    1:02:10 The Real Deal or No Deal

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    1 h et 7 min
  • Spencer’s Sells What?!
    Nov 14 2025

    Jenn’s recent trip to the mall revealed some SHOCKING clothing that we def didn’t have in the 80s & 90s.


    Our Nostalgia Check takes it to paper and pen for a Housewives themed M.A.S.H.


    Plus Matt and Jenn have very different takes on the RHOSLC airplane fallout.


    1:16 Self-Checkouts (Matt's Hellos w/ Strangers; Jenn's Spencer's Shocker)

    11:53 Housewife Hustle (Vanderpump Rosé)

    17:12 Nostalgia Check (M.A.S.H.)

    22:55 Reality Check-In (RHOP & RHOSLC recaps)

    56:07 Jenn's Culture, Popped A Quiz!

    1:02:31 The Real Deal or No Deal



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    1 h et 7 min
  • PBJs & Lisa Barlow's Ways
    Nov 7 2025

    We're back and Matt's doing what with his peanut butter knife? Jenn's taking us back to the 90s with a classic Teen Magazine quiz. Plus, Matt's continuous love for Potomac's Stacey takes a nostalgic turn, while Jenn's love for Salt Lake's Bronwyn makes her almost pass gas like Todd.

    2:11 - Self-Checkouts (Matt’s PB&J saliva; Jenn’s friend rift)

    11:01 - Ad Nauseam (Sexual Neck Massager)

    14:12 - Reality Check-In (Pump Rules & RHOBH Trailers, RHOP & RHOSLC Recaps)

    48:14 - Nostalgia Check (Teen Magazine Quiz from the 1990s)

    52:35 - Culture, Popped! A Quiz

    57:46 - The Real Deal or No Deal

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    1 h et 4 min
  • Liar, Liar, Likes on Fire
    Nov 3 2025

    We asked for your help in coming up with a jingle and… nobody cared! So Jenn took it to AI and you’ll have to listen for yourself to see what that little robot came up with.


    In our Self-Checkouts, Matt talks online haters, while Jenn has discovered she has a very, very small window each day to be productive.


    We’re trying Bethenny Frankel’s SkinnyGirl products for the first time and the results are shocking!


    Our Reality Check-In gets a bit serious as we discuss Gretchen’s ALLEGED Instagram likes.


    And Matt may have uncovered Jenn’s secret kink during The Real Deal or No Deal!


    3:32 Jenn’s AI jingle

    5:50 - Self-Checkouts (Matt’s online haters; Jenn’s window of productivity)

    14:51 - Housewife Hustle: SkinnyGirl Spicy Margarita & Lime Popcorn

    20:12 - Reality Check-In (RHOP, RHOSLC, RHOC)

    57:06 - Jenn’s Culture, Popped: Halloween Edition

    59:08 - The Real Deal or No Deal

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    1 h et 4 min
  • Yoo-Hoo, Who Knew?
    Oct 27 2025

    This week, Matt's Reality Self-Checkout wonders if he's ungrateful for the way his husband does the laundry while Jenn's feeling like she's dealing with a case of face blindness.


    Our Nostalgia Check has us sipping on some Yoo-Hoo and we are super surprised by the flavor profile.


    Jenn's Ad Nauseam gets a little hairy when she shares her new LED cap.


    Plus, Housewives of Salt Lake City & Potomac recaps, Jenn's Culture, Popped! quiz brings back a familiar (wrong) answer, and The Real Deal or No Deal will have you laughing until you cry.


    2:33 Self-Checkout

    10:54 Ad Nauseam (LED Hair Growth Cap)

    16:12 Nostalgia Check (You-Hoo)

    21:33 Reality Check-In (RHOSLC & RHOP)

    1:00:50 Jenn's Culture, Popped!

    1:04:05 The Real Deal or No Deal

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    1 h et 10 min