Warning: pee before listening to this episode to avoid an unfortunate accident that would necessitate a change of undergarments.

A horse, the beach, a hot riding instructor, some tissue, and a black bathing suit. Ever try to impress someone with a rack that just… wasn’t there? Had that moment exposed and not at all how you might have hoped thanks to a black bathing suit and a phobia?

Even if you can’t relate, you’re going to want to hear this all-too-real story of teen cringe and then what comes later will really have you clutching your pearls.

I met Jan West in my front yard when she was there to show prospective buyers the house I rented. It was terrifying. Our landlord’s agent, Jan, was essentially there to sell our home out from under us. Instead, she helped us find a solid agent to represent us, helped us figure out how to buy our home ourselves, and when I told her I was thinking about starting a podcast all about chesty experiences because everyone has stories of life with a chest, she agreed, saying she had a story or two of her own. AND DID SHE EVER!

I’ve been dying to share her stories ever since! Jan joined me in the blanket fort to record a handful of her stories including one of her most embarrassing moments ever and that time she was arrested. Jan’s stories are just so great that we couldn’t fit them all in to one main feed episode and as good as this featured story is, the ones we have over in our Pateslandia are the kind of tale you expect from a crime drama or a side splitting TV comedy. You are not going to want to miss these. Just… even if you’ve had decent pelvic floor therapy, do yourself a favor and go to the bathroom first. Of course then I had to have Beth Woolsey come over again so we could discuss Jan’s story and I could quiz Beth on kitties and… well, it rhymes so you can probably guess the theme. We had to cut SO MUCH from this episode which means the extended ep is full of juicy titbits over in Patreon. You really don’t want to miss this extended ep. Join us on Patreon for extended episodes, full episode notes, guest profiles, videos, behind the scenes, ad-free eps, bonus segments, afterparties, and more.

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