This week we have an Itlian war drama that's low on both the war and the drama, but that's absolutely packed with Nicolas Cage! What haunts an Italian soldier as he makes his way through the Ethiopian wilderness? Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about diseases, consequences, and exactly how to act like Nicolas Cage. It's our review of the 1989 film Time to Kill!

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0:03:15 - Background

0:20:00 - Summary

0:35:10 - Notable Scenes

0:48:45 - The Good

0:51:00 - The Bad

0:58:55 - The Ugly

1:05:30 - Final Thoughts

Just how cool would a "cool dog" be? Would a cool dog be able to drive a car? Would a cool dog be able to save multiple people from death? Would a cool dog play the banjo? Join Tom and Ryan as they seek to answer these questions and discuss other relevant topics like the art of clowning, a reverse John Wick, and what crimes shouldn't be part of your exotic pet smuggling ring. Sit, and stay, for our review of Cool Dog!

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0:03:25 - Background

0:21:50 - Summary

0:34:50 - Notable Scenes

0:41:35 - The Good

0:46:20 - The Bad

1:05:20 - The Ugly

1:12:30 - Final Thoughts

The Holy See is all over the news, so let's take a look at a movie from the 70s featuring the pope! This film dares to ask the question: woman pope good? Or woman pope bad? Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about stoicism, sexuality, and angry mobs. It's our review of Pope Joan!

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0:03:55 - Background

0:22:05 - Summary

0:39:35 - Notable Scenes

0:45:40 - The Good

0:53:25 - The Bad

1:09:25 - The Ugly

1:19:35 - Final Thoughts

We've got another all-timer of a B-movie that was featured in an episode of MST3K! This time, a runaway human flees cyborg and dinosaurs sent through time to track him down! Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about cheap sets, whirring motors, and what it means to lack opposable thumbs. It's our review of Future War!

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0:02:55 - Background

0:20:00 - Summary

0:29:45 - Notable Scenes

0:33:50 - The Good

0:38:30 - The Bad

0:56:00 - The Ugly

0:57:35 - Final Thoughts

George A. Romero is an icon of modern horror for his Dead series of films. But hackneyed remakes of those films...might be a little less iconic. Join Tom and Ryan as they talk screamers, immoral scientists, and vegetarian zombies. It's our review of the 2008 version of Day of the Dead!

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0:02:50 - Background

0:25:00 - Summary

0:38:10 - Notable Scenes

0:45:30 - The Good

0:53:20 - The Bad

1:10:15 - The Ugly

1:15:20 - Final Thoughts

Start your engines for a Roger Corman cult classic! Who will win a futuristic and deadly cross-country race set in a dystopian America in the year 2000? And why is one driver named Frankenstein? Join Tom and Ryan as they talk satire, budget restrictions, and soulless remakes; it's our review of Death Race 2000!

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0:02:30 - Background

0:34:50 - Summary

0:47:45 - Notable Scenes

0:53:20 - The Good

1:03:00 - The Bad

1:18:40 - The Ugly

1:23:50 - Final Thoughts

What happens when a Hercules-lite ends up in the land of the Amazons? A bottomless well of blatantly sexist comedy! Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss Rube Golderberg machines, annoying parrots, and meandering plotlines in this sword-and-sandals stinker. It's our review of Colossus and the Amazon Queen!

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0:04:05 - Background

0:22:40 - Summary

0:36:05 - Notable Scenes

0:40:35 - The Good

0:44:15 - The Bad

0:53:35 - The Ugly

0:59:05 - Final Thoughts

We're adding to our "decapitated head kept alive" repertoire with a film that dares to ask the question: what if Hitler hadn't died? What an original thought! Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss added footage, melodramatic dictator faces, and brutal efficienct with grenades. It's our review of They Saved Hitler's Brain!

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0:04:20 - Background

0:17:00 - Summary

0:31:20 - Notable Scenes

0:34:35 - The Good

0:41:15 - The Bad

0:51:55 - The Ugly

0:54:15 - Final Thoughts