This week, we kick off with Monty's Elf on the Shelf, and how we ruined Christmas for our kids. There's also George Clooney and Travis Kelce's recent convo about never arguing with their partners, a celeb that wants to be cryogenically frozen, funeral chat, Cardi B's umbilical jewellery and a very unconventional Christmas gift idea. Enjoy!

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Welcome to Lucky Dip - our bite-sized weekly (sometimes fortnightly) pod! Each ep, we'll take turns sticking our mitts into the goodie bucket and unwrapping a topic to chinwag about. You never know what you're gonna get, so enjoy five minutes of randomness that we hope will bring a lil' nugget of joy to your day. Enjoy!

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This week, it's grey hair, bare feet, answering phones and the invasive nostril assault of a strong-smelling person. There's also a new show that Monty is dying to watch, Wog v Aussie Christmas lunch duties and we ask - has Christmas gone too far? Enjoy. x

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