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  • 54: Tom has been shoplifting

    54: Tom has been shoplifting
    Sep 21 2025
    This week on Shut Up I’m Talking, TommyInnit and Jack Manifold are back with stories from the past week of their lives.

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    Tom finds out what happens when you go to Ikea and info-dump on a fan after eating a full English breakfast, followed by a trip on a rollercoaster, and Jack ‘may or may not’ have had an ‘incident’ in a van in Brighton’s famous Laines

    Tom reveals his new hobby, ‘accidental theft’, and Jack describes getting dragged into a traumatising game of football that plays havoc with his ADHD and highlights his extreme lack of coordination.

    Also:
    ● Jack has primary school flashbacks - eccentric teachers, butterfingers and accidentally stripping naked for PE at age 3
    ● Tom’s Double feature cinema trip: Interstellar and Jaws back-to-back at IMAX, bad burgers, crying at Sam Fender, and unfeasible amounts of free Gorillaz merch.
    ● Big tangents on Stevie Wonder, Beethoven, adult-only parks and paying too much tax.
    ● Worms, rants, names rated, and a sneak peek at the long-lost pilot episodes coming this Birthtember.

    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold
    Executive producer: Mirren Mace
    Directed by: Mirren Mace
    Producer: Russell Noon
    Production coordinator: Tori Sheard
    Social media: Tori Sheard
    Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz
    Editor: Owen Rogers
    Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep
    Set design: Mirren Mace

    This podcast episode was recorded on 09/09/25

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    1 h et 4 min
  • 53: WillNE Talks BG Media, Seizures & The YouTube Grind

    53: WillNE Talks BG Media, Seizures & The YouTube Grind
    Sep 14 2025
    This week on Shut Up I’m Talking, Jack and Tom are joined by the one and only WillNE. YouTube veteran, BG Media survivor, coffee entrepreneur, and creator of an impressive Uber Eats history.

    The boys get into everything from YouTube nostalgia and Minecraft lore, to bioluminescent Jamaican plankton.

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    This episode features:
    • WillNE’s worst moment of the week.
    • Taste-testing Rodd’s Coffee and why Twitter freaked out over it
    • Will’s 2,100+ Uber Eats orders
    • Quitting bullying kids on YouTube & the consequences of old commentary content
    • Will’s most drunk story, featuring a shirtless Stephen Tries
    • Easy early YouTube days and working with James Marriott
    • TommyInnit deleting social media, reading books & trying to live without Instagram reels
    • ADHD, calendars, structure vs chaos, and the YouTube grind
    • The sausage dog custody era
    • School seizures, eye injuries, bum problems, and the most cursed tour bus stories
    • Also - How’s the worm doing?

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    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold
    Executive producer: Mirren Mace
    Directed by: Mirren Mace
    Producer: Russell Noon
    Production coordinator: Tori Sheard
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    Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz
    Editor: Owen Rogers
    Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep
    Set design: Mirren Mace

    This podcast episode was recorded on 02/09/2025

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    1 h et 4 min
  • 52: THE 1 YEAR SPECIAL

    52: THE 1 YEAR SPECIAL
    Sep 7 2025
    Happy first birthday to Shut Up I’m Talking! This first year has been full of worst moments, wild stories and surprisingly deep conversations. Thank you to everyone who’s listened, watched, and commented along the way. We couldn't have done it without you.

    As part of our celebration month, Jack and Tom are teaming up with the charity CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, throughout September to support suicide prevention. There’ll be lots of ways that you can get involved. Support CALM here:

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    In this anniversary episode:
    ● Best guests & moments from Year One - MatPat & Steph, Jedward, Average Harry, James Marriott & more
    ● Jack is cancelled by Oasis fans for spreading misinformation about Liam Gallagher
    ● Tom’s been stealing from IKEA and Waitrose
    ● Hideous eye injuries in gory detail
    ● Tom’s freakishly huge ‘tonsole’ and why it probably belongs in a freak show
    ● Is Superman the greatest hero of all time?
    ● Jack dives deep into philosophy. The soul, identity, and whether brain transplants make you a whole new person
    ● Fresh birthday worms!

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    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold
    Executive producer: Mirren Mace
    Directed by: Mirren Mace
    Producer: Russell Noon
    Production coordinator: Tori Sheard
    Social media: Tori Sheard
    Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz
    Editor: Owen Rogers
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    Set design: Mirren Mace

    This podcast episode was recorded on 26/08/25

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    1 h et 11 min
  • 51: Memeulous: “Why I’ll Never Show My Face”

    51: Memeulous: “Why I’ll Never Show My Face”
    Aug 31 2025
    This week on Shut Up I’m Talking, Jack and Tom are joined by the legendary George Memeulous, the faceless pioneer of YouTube commentary. From meeting Jedward at Jack’s birthday party to pulling off 11 years on YouTube without revealing his face, George opens up about anonymity, fame, and his strangest fan encounters.

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    The boys dive into:

    • Why George Memeulous stays faceless and if a mouth reveal could actually happen
    • The bizarre pub moment that left George speechless
    • George’s surreal time at Cambridge University and how it connects with Jordan Peterson
    • YouTube, burnout, and how George stays motivated after 11+ years
    • The lies creators tell strangers about their jobs, including “I own McDonald’s”
    • And of course an update on how The Worm is doing.

    Also in this episode, Jack Manifold and TommyInnit debate the golden years of YouTube, George shares behind-the-scenes of his biggest viral videos and his shocking premiere league experience and we find out what life is really like when you’re one of the UK’s most mysterious creators.
    If you’re a fan of commentary YouTube, WillNE, James Marriott, or Schlatt, this episode is packed with stories you don’t want to miss.

    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold
    Executive producer: Mirren Mace
    Directed by: Mirren Mace
    Producer: Russell Noon
    Production coordinator: Tori Sheard
    Social media: Tori Sheard
    Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz
    Editor: Owen Rogers
    Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Owen Rogers
    Set design: Mirren Mace

    This podcast episode was recorded on 19/08/25

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    1 h et 5 min
  • 50: "I Didn’t Pee In The Sea” - Beer Chaos, Beach Nightmares & Brighton Life

    50: "I Didn’t Pee In The Sea” - Beer Chaos, Beach Nightmares & Brighton Life
    Aug 24 2025
    Paddleboard Disasters, E-Dating Confessions & Jack’s Bum-Cheek Itch

    Jack Manifold and Tom Simons are back with episode 50 of Shut Up I’m Talking. In this milestone episode, Tom reveals his relationship status, Jack paddleboards without getting wet but with getting itchy butt cheeks, Brighton beach life, stand-up nerves, beer diaries, and has TommyInnit lost interest in the worm?

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    EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:

    • Tom’s worst moment: pre-Tomedy gig nerves & stand-up disaster stories
    • Long-distance relationships, e-dating confessions & fans oversharing
    • Should Tom join LGBTQIA+ as ‘Questioning’?
    • Is TommyInnit making Pride all about himself?
    • Everyone admits to peeing in the sea. Except Jack
    • Jack’s dad’s Belgian beer reviews & how Jack gets way too honest after 6 pints
    • Tom visits a butterfly sanctuary, plays with stick insects & blows a wooden train whistle
    • Brighton life = paradise for one expensive month only
    • Jazz night fallout: Tom ignores Jack’s invite & instead cycles recklessly and helmetless
    • Jack’s birthday ruined by Ikea opening, A-level results and MrBeast
    • MrBeast joins Kick, AI debates & dark woke arguments
    • Tom’s book obsession: should he stop outsourcing his big life decisions?
    • Jeremy Renner, love, and the secrets of the universe
    • Tom’s near-death stunts: bungee jumps, jetpacks, tanks & almost wing-walking
    • Worm update: the enclosure is now shit brown’, the worm’s still alive, but Tom doesn’t care
    • Rap names, streaming ADHD & Jack Manifold’s new video teased
    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold
    Executive producer: Mirren Mace
    Directed by: Mirren Mace
    Producer: Russell Noon
    Production coordinator: Tori Sheard
    Social media: Tori Sheard
    Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz
    Editor: Owen Rogers
    Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep
    Set design: Mirren Mace

    This podcast episode was recorded on 12/08/25

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    1 h et 3 min
  • 49: Should Tommy Quit Comedy?

    49: Should Tommy Quit Comedy?
    Aug 17 2025
    TommyInnit and Jack Manifold are back. Newly caffeinated, chaotic, and somehow still allowed microphones, Tom and Jack chat about stand-up comedy failure, wild Netflix party stories, Pride parade madness, and how the UK Government wrecked Jack’s recent J Schlatt video.

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    IN THIS EPISODE:

    • Tom is back on coffee and Jack has to deal with the overthinking
    • Jack’s YouTube age restriction disaster: J Schlatt collab tanked from 500K to 2K views overnight
    • Tom’s beyond brutal stand-up gig: is it time for him to quit comedy?
    • How bombing on stage made Tom more money than Jack on YouTube
    • Tom self-diagnoses ADHD after reading one book
    • Jack crashed the Wednesday Season 2 premiere and accidentally became Steve Buscemi’s plus one
    • Jack Manifold made friends with the zombie waiters at the Zombie-themed afterparty
    • Are Jack’s Meta Smart Glasses actually invasive?
    • Jack’s bird’s eye view of Brighton Pride: NHS floats, Tesco drag queens & Northern manners in the toilets
    • How Married at First Sight’s Paul Brunson got Tom to tell all on the We Need to Talk podcast
    • Jack’s review of the Oasis reunion tour and why Liam Gallagher’s tambourine featured so heavily
    • Brotherly violence and why Tom Simons hates lad behaviour
    • New TommyInnit ‘Not Doing Well’ merch flex
    • Medicinal wanking for dopamine (Jack’s theory, not professional medical advice)
    • Why Tom will never aim for the sink
    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold
    Executive producer: Mirren Mace
    Directed by: Mirren Mace
    Producer: Russell Noon
    Production coordinator: Tori Sheard
    Social media: Tori Sheard
    Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz
    Editor: Owen Rogers
    Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep
    Set design: Mirren Mace

    This podcast episode was recorded on 05/08/25

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    1 h et 3 min
  • 48: Why TommyInnit is evicting AverageHarry...

    48: Why TommyInnit is evicting AverageHarry...
    Aug 10 2025
    Tom Evicts AverageHarry, Basement Floods & Twitch Career Chaos

    This week Jack Manifold and TommyInnit welcome their most requested guest ever, Average Harry. From living in Tom’s mouldy basement to accidentally getting banned from Twitch, Harry spills all the stories only he can tell.

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    EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:

    • Why Tom made the tough decision to evict Harry and the truth about living together in Brighton in a house with velcro walls, basement leaks, cobweb pipes & emergency plumber nightmares
    • Harry’s worst moment of the week bus disaster & old lady outrage
    • Why Tom never wants to live with another streamer again
    • Could anyone in reality, survive living with Tom?
    • Toilet seat wars, condom wrapper evidence & why TommyInnit never shags
    • Neighbour complaints about Tom’s loud piano playing and how over Bruce Springsteen and Bob Dylan Harry is
    • Reality vs expectations of being friends with Jack Manifold & TommyInnit
    • Harry reveals who out of Tom and Jack he would save in a life or death situation
    • That time Harry’s Royal Marsden Christmas Lego charity mission was ruined by TommyInnit’s trending braces news
    • Harry’s Twitch origin story: PS4 streams, Minecraft, viral clips & dodgy gifted subs
    • Why Average Harry was banned from Twitch, losing huge numbers of followers overnight
    • Harry’s Polish meme fame, Chilean fanbase & South American love
    • Lockdown weight gain, OVO designer scam & livestream fail moments
    • Gamers Got Talent bot vote controvers
    • Worm update & general podcast chaos

      PLUS:
    • Did Bo Burnham & Sam Fender conspire to ignore Tom?
    • Ellen Degeneres conspiracy theories
    • The ‘Would You Do Hand Stuff With Me?’ debate rages on.

    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold
    Executive producer: Mirren Mace
    Directed by: Mirren Mace
    Producer: Russell Noon
    Production coordinator: Tori Sheard
    Social media: Tori Sheard
    Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz
    Editor: Owen Rogers
    Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep
    Set design: Mirren Mace

    This podcast episode was recorded on 29/07/25

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    1 h et 4 min
  • 47: Jack hates YouTuber Products

    47: Jack hates YouTuber Products
    Aug 3 2025
    Jack Manifold tells TommyInnit how he literally ate every YouTuber snack with George Memeulous, just moments before coming to record, and it nearly broke him. MrBeast Feastables, Phase Rug’s rancid candy, Ryan Trahan’s gummies, Karl Gummies, David Dobrik crisps, Sidemen jerky, they all get a mention. Watch Jack trying to cope with a sleep-deprived Tom Simons, while he tries to unstick his own jaws, deal with the sugar crash and regain his sense of taste.

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    Also in this episode, Jack tells Tom all about how he went back to the circus to be a judge, went on an ADHD chaos-fuelled foraging trip with a Michelin-starred chef for the latest Jacktivity and Tom asks Jack the most random questions his semi-lucid brain can think up.

    ● Jack judged a real-life circus school and they were phenomenal
    ● Foraging with a Michelin-starred ADHD chef
    ● Behind the scenes of a secret music video
    ● Existential rants about Superman, sleep, and leaking not-actually-dead worms
    ● Tom obsesses over YouTube Analytics

    Warning: semi-lucid chaos, broken shoes, and way too much sugar

    Big thank you to Christian at for hosting this month’s Jacktivity and sharing all your foraging knowledge. Check out his website here: ⬇
    https://www.urbanforage.me/

    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold
    Executive producer: Mirren Mace
    Directed by: Mirren Mace
    Producer: Russell Noon
    Production coordinator: Tori Sheard
    Social media: Tori Sheard
    Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz
    Editor: Owen Rogers
    Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep
    Set design: Mirren Mace

    This podcast episode was recorded on 22/07/25

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    1 h et 6 min