Website Copy: On this free-flowing episode of the Shut Up & Sit Down Podcast, Tom and Matt are chatting about competitive marble-pilfering simulator 12 Rivers, as well as a double-bill of absurd racing games in Hot Streak and Magical Athlete!

You may be expecting that this podcast thumbnail would show the promised board of 12 Rivers (which you can find here) and instead shows a picture of Hurley - the not-a-hotdog from Hot Streak. This is intentional, and important.

Have a great weekend, everybody!

Timestamps:

01:14 - 12 Rivers

12:43 - Hot Streak

26:41 - Magical Athlete

On this subsequent episode of the Shut Up & Sit Down Podcast, Matt and Tom are returning to a couple of the games they were excited about in the Essen Special, as well as covering one that was missed from the billing!

Excuse the occasional odd buzzing on this one - we tried to scrub it as much as possible but there's only so much you can do to heal a dodgy microphone before you start making Matt sound like a blender.

Have a great weekend, everybody!

Timestamps:

02:33 - Winning Ticket

15:41 - Feya’s Swamp

37:04 - Sanctuary

On this FULL CAPS CHUNKY episode of the Shut Up & Sit Down Podcast, Tom and Matt are talking about all of the games they played at Essen 2025!

This is an audio-only reupload of the video we just put out on the main channel - so if you’d like to enjoy a physical tier list alongside these wobbly words? Then that’s where it is, and will be, forever and ever.

Excuse the mildly iffy audio on this one!

Have a great weekend, everybody!

Timestamps:

01:00 - Chemical Overload

07:50 - Collect!

12:45 - Tolleno

19:05 - A Carnivore Did It!

21:40 - Echoes of Time

23:55 - Pyradice

29:07 - Tax The Rich

32:09 - 3 Witches

37:53 - Agent Avenue

43:33 - Recall

46:59 - Feya’s Swamp

54:43 - Wie Die Karnikel

58:20 - Milch Mit Abführmittel

1:03:34 - Big Shot

1:08:07 - Night Soil

1:11:24 - The White Castle: Duel

1:16:58 - National Economy

1:21:05 - Railway Boom

1:23:38 - Pulitzer

1:30:28 - Sanctuary

1:34:29 - River Rats

1:39:32 - Ghost Lift