Don't let our grumpy moods fool you. We get in deep this week. Almost as deep as Caroline's cavity that her hot dentist had to fill.

Hooters Vs. Twin Peaks, fad diets, HIPAA violations, x-rated safari rides, and that tiny little house at the end of the road at the Optometrist's office. Also, is indigestion uncouth? We still don't know.

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This week we're talking toupee's, turkey teeth, and anthrax.

We're also collecting embarrassing middle school stories for next week so send them our way!

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Justin Bieber, Paul Walker, and Jay Smith. Guess which one is this week’s special guest?

With Meredith traveling, Caroline’s husband Jay makes his podcast debut—and it feels more like hanging out in their living room than a formal interview (complete with a bedtime snack negotiation with their five-year-old).

Jay tells everyone about his love for Paul Walker, sharing insights from I Am Paul Walker and breaking down the evolution of the Fast and Furious franchise. The couple swap stories about celebrity deaths that hit close to home, debate Justin Bieber’s transformation from teen star to serious artist, and laugh over how Jurassic Park somehow shows up at every major milestone in their relationship.

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Caroline hilariously details the experience of being held hostage by excessive hospitality. As she and Meredith analyze why some people excel at complaining while others (like themselves) suffer in silence, they unpack the delicate art of standing up for yourself without becoming "that customer."

Sicilian Mafia, Disney World meltdowns, and the big question: Can Lea Michele read?

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What really happens on an island full of research monkeys? Caroline and Meredith dig into the strange story of Morgan Island, a 4,489-acre spot off the South Carolina coast that’s home to more than 1,400 rhesus macaques. Relocated from Puerto Rico in 1979 during a herpes virus outbreak, the colony’s history reveals a complicated partnership between government agencies and research facilities that still sparks curiosity today.

From there, the sisters tumble down a conspiracy rabbit hole. They unpack internet legends like the claim that Finland is a made-up country, the bizarre “Katy Perry is JonBenét Ramsey” theory, and the enduring mysteries of Denver Airport—murals, tunnels, Masonic symbols, and the infamous red-eyed “Bluecifer” statue that actually killed its creator.

Along the way, they mix personal stories, sisterly banter, and a healthy dose of skepticism—while also plotting their own conspiracy about underground monkey bunkers.

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Two sisters, zero filter. Get ready for an hour of unfiltered banter that feels more like eavesdropping on your funniest friends than a polished podcast.

From cousins weekend in Jacksonville, complete with “jam jam night night,” topless plant-watering, and dancing on benches in a retirement community, to a truly unsettling Uber ride, the family stories come fast (and a little unhinged).

But the real centerpiece is reality TV. The sisters dive into their current obsession, Welcome to Plathville, introduce their new tradition of “Survivor Sundays” (equal parts sandwiches and strategy), and revisit their failed Deal or No Deal Island audition. Along the way, they unpack how reality TV ethics have shifted since the early 2000s—what once passed as entertainment now reads very differently.

With plenty of laughter, questionable quotes, and TV hot takes, this episode is equal parts nostalgia and nonsense. What reality show should we binge next?

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What happens when beauty standards expand and shrink at the same time? We’re in a strange moment: representation is broader than ever, yet so many people still chase the same “Instagram face.” That contradiction kicks off our conversation on modern beauty culture and the mixed messages we all absorb.

We also look at how our ideas about aging have shifted. The Golden Girls were in their early 50s and seen as elderly, while today’s 40-somethings are living middle age in a completely different way. With cosmetic procedures becoming nearly undetectable, the line between natural and enhanced looks feels blurrier than ever.

On the lighter side, we rank male celebrities using the viral “Bear, Eagle, Dog, Reptile, Rat” system (Jeremy Allen White is firmly in rat territory). From Danny DeVito to Pedro Pascal, we debate the categories, talk PR-driven celebrity relationships, and even revisit the “Did Harry Styles spit on Chris Pine?” saga.

It’s a mix of fun and food for thought on what attractiveness means right now.

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After a year-long break, we’re finally back – and yes, we’re just as surprised as you are. Enough of you asked when we’d return that we couldn’t ignore it (and honestly, we missed it too).

Not much worth talking about has happened since we’ve been gone… and yet, somehow, we have a lot to talk about. We kick things off with our “rope-dropping” adventure to the mall: Dillard’s is surprisingly impressive, Victoria’s Secret is still hanging on, and Wet Seal’s legendary $1 thong bin is sadly MIA. From there, we wander through celebrity dreams, a “monkey at the mall” moment, and Olive Garden’s unexpectedly handsome waitstaff. We’re glad to be back – and glad you’re here too.

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