Escape, Pt. II / Wrong Turn 3.5: The Flat Tire

Lois and Clark take a little couples getaway, but instead find themselves taken hostage by a blue Kryptonite cult disguised as a normal amish-type of town. The town's leader, Joseph, is determined to fulfill their annual ritual by using Lois as a sacrifice because she refused to eat their dinner. Meanwhile, the Alexander clone is aging rapidly (shout out to Emily and Evan!) into the Lex we all remember. Tess is determined to find a cure since she is running out of money to throw weekly birthday parties.

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What took you so long?

Lois gets possessed by an Egyptian goddess named Isis, real classic Smallville plot line, who is needing to resurrect her husband Osiris. Nope, it's not Black Adam like it should be but who cares? Not us, that's for sure. Oliver starts acting a little more douchey, so Tess calls him out on it. Clark respects that and wants to be bros with Tess. Clark decides to finally come out of the closet to Lois.

The last ten minutes of this episode is a pure masterpiece <3

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IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON FROM THE PAST.

Smallville's 200th episode, a high school reunion, "A Clark-mas Carol", and a barn dance scene. What more could you want?

Lois wants to cheer up Clark by bringing him back to high school so she can feel popular. Brainiac comes back from the 31st Century to teach Clark a few lessons while being sexier than ever. Oliver compares himself to J.F.K. when dealing with the repercussions of taking his hero identity public.

James Marsters returns to make his first and final appearance as DC Comics original character Brainiac/Brainiac 5.

Greg Donella makes a surprise return, and final appearance, as season one villain Greg Arkin, a.k.a. Bug-Boy.

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