In the absence of 'Hollywood' Joe, this week Darren is joined by Ger who takes the throne only to be pummeled by questions and theories about lead poisoned serial killers, extreme ironing and getting de-pantsed by a border terrier.

Poor Ger.

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Joe is infuriated by people taking offense on behalf of sharks, and he (really) flies a plane.

Darren remembers the scourge of pocket money jealousy and his many fleeting careers, from work experience in Dunnes to holding signs for furniture shops.

Joe exploits a bat encounter for online kudos and somehow that leads us to learn of an ant apocalypse, while Darren stands up for trees and tree stumps. We also learn a genuinely life altering fact about the animal kingdom, and dispel a myth we had all believed until now.

Darren’s colourful past in the world of music videos is revealed, and he continues his mission to fall out with everyone in the Irish music industry – while also continuing to try to track down Robert Sheehan.

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Joe is all vibrating atoms and he is delighted to be so,

One listener attempts to turn AI against Joe and one of his big claims, but does Joe looks like he cares? Darren doesn't think so and giddiness soon takes over.

We consider the legacy of our time on stall it and how our children and generations of the future will view us.

And, in a surprise to nobody, it turns out Darren’s brain is nothing but ads.

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Joe gets in a few tricky spots this week, and that’s before he ends up in a chokehold in the pub.

He was up to his old tricks and got spotted by an eagle eyed Stall It listener, who was good enough to pass that information on to us. Let this become the start of a trend.

We have more surreal examples of people being caught watching porn in public, and it’s changed the way Joe thinks about the oldest generation.

There’s a scathing criticism of something Joe has done recently, from one listener who is outraged and promising McGucken has given up his hopes of making it to heaven.

We hear dreams of robot back scratchers and a listener uncovers a long lost piece of cinema horror we've been waiting for.

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Is Mr Tayto in fact the alter ego of one of Ireland’s most famous broadcasters?

James Joyce’s letters to his wife, which are not on TikTok and therefore brand new to Darren Conway.

A content warning here, in case you needed one, but (thanks to James Joyce) there is some stuff in this episode that is absolutely not suitable for younger ears. Please, please don’t play this around the kids.

A listener sends us his own news report on the previously imagined assassination of Darren and paints for us a picture of a community in mourning – while also freaking out Mr. Conway.

Glitches in the matrix that Joe should have spotted, from an unseasonable stew to a bizarre party bear in the middle of the flats.

A fact checking of Eoin causes hysterical giddiness, and we have a deluge of criticism for Joe coming from listeners, which we’re only too happy to encourage.

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Is it better to have a perfect memory, or the ability to forget any moment we choose? Somehow this ends up with a reminiscence of rotisserie chickens and half pounds of brawn.

We get an offer of an archaeological escapade that seems too good to turn down – but will probably be turned down.

There’s word of a petition to bring classic ice creams back to the their former glory, and we have to be pulled back from falling down a deep hole of chat on crisps and ice creams.

And ultimately we fall so far that Eoin wonders if this may be our worst episode ever, but Darren firmly believes it one of the best ever. Listen and decide for yourself.

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Would it make the news if Darren was assassinated in the studio? How big would his funeral be? Would al of Finglas weep for their loss? Would influencers take over the ceremony?

Would Joe climbing Mount Everest make the news? Is oxygen while climbing the world’s tallest peak little more than modern day softness?

The comments section on the podcast has taken off in popularity, and to reward that newfound engagement we’re going to field some of them. Darren takes great offence to one that comes after his driving skill.

We wander into a cul de sac of researching cannibalism through the ages, from humans to animals – and Joe is accusing all animals of being guilty of the worst of behaviour.

That leads us to hearing about the youngest rulers of empires throughout history, some tyrannical, some hysterical and (somehow) we end up fact checking if there were sharks in the colosseum.

Joe has been delving into the deepest waters of trash reality TV once again, and once again brings us his personal review of his latest obsession – this time it’s on a boat, with ignorant millionaires berating a hard working crew.

Darren announces his retirement from the vlogging circuit, to great public despair.

And we wonder if it is illegal to watch porn in a pub, or just hugely frowned upon.

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