It's been real. But our sordid past has finally caught up to us. Tune in for one more round of "Chum Shots," one more round of conspiracy bros, and a special guest you won't wanna miss!

► Follow the show! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

► Follow Ryan! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

► Follow Ben! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠

Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:06 - Chum Shots

00:13:34 - Reviewing Our Guests

00:29:39 - A Glimpse of the Future

00:34:00 - Favorite Clips

00:56:03 - Conspiracy Bros

01:03:33 - Our Editor, Will

01:15:59 - A Farewell to Toys

01:18:52 - Bryan's Revelation

01:24:39 - Outro

In the penultimate episode of "Stop the Bit," we look back—way back! In the beginning, the earth was formless and empty. And so the Lord @BennyBall said, “Let there be podcasts." And it was so. Then God said, "Let there be a firmament in the midst of the podcasts, to separate ads from entertainment." And God saw that it was good. And as for the iniquitous @RyanTheLeader, God spake to him, proclaiming: "Thou hast corrupted thy wisdom by reason of thy splendor. I will cast thee to the ground!"

Elsewhere in the program: the boys compete in the hottest new game show, Ryan portrays the laziest Halloween party guest of all time, and Ben's McDonald's order WAS STOLEN!

Like, subscribe, and share with the disillusioned altar boy in your life.

► Follow the show! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

► Follow Ryan! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

► Follow Ben! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠

Chapters:

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:18 - Canadian Jeopardy

00:17:48 - Halloween Interview

00:23:54 - Childhood Realizations

00:44:13 - Looking Back

00:49:56 - The Primordial Podcast

00:54:54 - Outro

AI: It's not your friend. It's not your enemy. But we're issuing a self-indulgent challenge! Also on the show today: the return of Mr. Time, the return of the Blockbuster dollar movie bin, and the return of gay bathroom orgies! Plus: a grave announcement... 🫣

Like, subscribe, and share with the hungover, horny pirate in your life.

► Follow the show! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

► Follow Ryan! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

► Follow Ben! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠

Chapters:

00:00:00 - We're Hungover!

00:05:30 - Small Talk Challenges

00:08:50 - Giant Spider Attack

00:12:00 - Mr. Time Attack

00:19:00 - Dollar Movie Bin

00:33:16 - Gay Cowboys

00:44:20 - Tormenting ChatGPT

00:48:34 - Outro