The Two Bobs episode 304 for Monday, February 2, 2026:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed an Accident in Hubbard’s Cave from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/gPdGd
  • Robert nursed a Barrel Aged Mocha Blackout Stout from Great Lakes. https://untp.beer/KP5xa
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant a mermaid in your pond.
• Random Shit
  • The weather has been terrible.
  • Alexa+ is terrible.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS sat through “Melania” so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.
  • A woman in Louisiana attacked police for making her leave a private pond where she was trying to be a mermaid. https://www.usmagazine.com/crime-news/news/nude-louisiana-woman-attacked-cop-who-told-her-to-leave-a-private-pond-trying-to-be-a-mermaid/
  • Naked Florida Man® got hit by a car in Miami. https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/11/naked-florida-man-hit-by-car-miami/
  • Government employees in China are using paper face masks to fool facial recognition systems and skip work. https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/government-employees-caught-using-masks-of-colleagues-to-trick-facial-recognition-skip-work-3294629/
  • Florida Man® was busted for battery by ketchup packet. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/ketchup-battery-563891
  • Anxiety experts recommend sneaking off to the bathroom to do drugs. https://theonion.com/anxiety-experts-recommend-sneaking-off-to-do-drugs-in-bathroom/

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