🎄 💥 Ted & Goose Take Over: Holiday Mayhem, Snow Day Roulette & No Dave in Sight?!

This week on the Non-Professional Development Podcast, Ted and Goose (aka Producer Mark) are flying solo while Dave’s off vacationing — which means one thing: absolutely no rules.

From chaotic holiday songs and questionable Christmas movie logic to the adrenaline-filled rush of snow day roulette, we’re diving deep into the weirdest parts of winter break teacher life. Plus: a Ted’s Time Machine segment all about the golden age of library class — Mavis Beacon, keyboard covers, and the mysterious Dewey Decimal System.

🎧 What to Expect:

– Zero Dave, maximum holiday chaos

– Breaking down the strangest holiday lyrics (why is that reindeer’s nose so bright?)

– Snow Day Roulette™: the teacher version of winning the lottery

– Live updates from the news crawl, school closings, and emotional whiplash

– Ted’s Time Machine throws it back to library class, silent keyboards & typing tests

– Mavis Beacon, card catalogs, and Goose’s obsession with library chairs

🙌 Why Tune In?

Because nothing captures the teacher experience like watching the 5am news hoping for a snowflake emoji next to your school name — or arguing whether “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” belongs in the holiday canon. This episode is cozy chaos, classic rants, and just the right amount of Dewey Decimal drama.

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✅ Weekly Drops Monday's at 2PM EST | Next Week’s Teaser:

Dave returns. Probably. With more questions than answers.

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