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  • Blackball Friday
    Nov 28 2025
    Happy Thanksgiving you turkeys! Enjoy an interview with the gin-u-wine heirs to the Blackball Ferry legacy, brought to you by Friends Of The Boaty Show. Skip to that at around 26:00, or dig in for your dose of BS silly with an epic Old Boat Ad and Steph's stories from the largest outdoor hot tub park in North America... Spa Nordique! Boaty Show hats are now available at www.theboatyshow.com/merch. We love you and are thankful for you, thanks for listening! Jeff: Hi. If you enjoy the Boaty Show, you may enjoy my new audiobook. It's about AI and how we can live with it. You Teach The Machines: AI on Your Terms. Out wherever you get your audiobooks. By me, Jeff Pennington. [Music] Jeff: Welcome back listeners. I'm Jeff Pennington. I'm joined by my co-host... Steph: Stephanie Weiss. Jeff: Sipping on her coffee. It is Sunday, still morning. We, uh, we both have fires going. Mine's downstairs, Steph's is right in front of her in her living room. We're remote, and it's been a minute. We're not gonna talk about that. We're just gonna jump right back in. Right? Steph: Yeah, let's jump right in. Jeff: Jump right in. Like it's summer and we're going swimming again. Steph: Exactly. Exactly. Jeff: We have, uh, we have a show today. We're gonna do a segment on the Puget Sound ferry system—the history of. And we're gonna do, uh... what do we got? We got a "Old Boat Ad" from Jay. He was touring down in, uh, Whatchamacallit, Florida? Sarasota. He sent a picture of an alligator, which I will contend is Boaty. Steph: You want my opinion on that? Jeff: I want your opinion on that. Steph: I mean, it does... it does get from one place to the other. I don't know if they do that without getting wet, but yeah. I admit, boat adjacent. If you've seen an alligator, you wish you were in a boat. I mean, I can think of many ways that alligator is Boaty. Yes. Jeff: That was... that was excellent commentary. Thank you very much. Steph: You're welcome. Jeff: Wait, when you were down there last winter for the fundraising visit and you found that waterfront, that waterfront bar that served like drinks in buckets or something? Were there any alligators around then? Steph: Yeah. Well, yes. We were told there were alligators around, but I didn't see an alligator. But I did see lots and lots of signs about the alligators. Remember the signs? Jeff: In particular that it was alligator mating season. Steph: That's what it was! Yes. "Do not approach the mating alligator" or something super weird like that. Like... yes. That's right. Jeff: And then we did a whole... we did a whole, I mean we might have had a series of bits on alligator mating. And why you weren't supposed to go in the water when they were mating? Was it because it was gross? Because it's like, you know, it's the water that they're mating in and what's all that about? Or because you don't want like the throes of alligator mating ecstasy to like, end up with you getting like, you know, I don't know. Maybe they like bite each other in the midst of all that and you don't want to get confused... like get a body part confused. Steph: Right. Is there more traditional aggression? Right. Are they more aggressive when they're mating? These are questions. And then we had—I think we ended up really wondering whether that was a deep water thing or just a shoreline thing. Like if you're out in the middle, do you have to worry about that? Remember? We had this... this was a whole conversation. Jeff: I think... but I do think that it's ridiculous because... because like, if you see alligators whether they're mating or not, could we all just assume you don't go in the water? I just seems unnecessary, but... Jeff: And we'll count that as the only answer worth taking away because I only recall the questions we had at the time. Uh, and I don't recall any resolution of any of this. So, um, interesting though that Jay... winter-ish, maybe mating season or not. It looked like the picture was a solo... solo alligator. It was just, just an alligator. Unless maybe it was an alligator couple and you couldn't see the other alligator because that alligator was underwater? Steph: Like... that just occurred to me when you said... great minds think alike. Jeff: Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Steph: We should ask Jay. Jeff: We should ask Jay what was going on. Steph: Or not so great minds think alike. Jeff: All right. All right. So I think we should lead off with, uh, since we're talking about Jay and his trip through Florida—he played at least one show down there, I saw a picture of a backyard concert, looked lovely. Or an outdoor concert I shouldn't say, I don't know if it was backyard or not, looked lovely. And, uh, he sent a boat ad. And since this is his favorite segment, we're gonna do it. Steph: Mmm. Do it. [Music: Old Boat Ad Jingle] Jeff: It's... I can't... It's been so long that we've done this that when we were in the middle of doing it all the time, it seemed completely normal. And now ...
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    46 min
  • Thursday B!^#h Hiking
    Jul 26 2025

    We're back! Steph and Jeff are in Houseboat Studios to bring you the best Old Boat Ad EVER: You, your girl, and your ! Jeff tells his story of a day spent boat hitchhiking through the 1000 Islands, we do Boat NAME Of The Week, and more! See The Boaty Show LIVE Saturday August 2nd during Chris Peirce's concert in Thousand Island Park, NY. Get tickets at rivertakemehome.org. Thanks for listening!

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    1 h et 15 min
  • Murder Fish
    Jun 25 2025

    We're back! Live from Steph's houseboat! A Whaler, a tall ship, and a Square Beaver walk into a bar to compete for Boat Of The Week, we talk upcoming events, and mildewed mermaids. It's not the best Boaty Show ever but not the worst. Thanks for listening!

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    33 min
  • Hold Please: A Yacht Rockumentary
    May 15 2025

    You didn't ask for it so here it is: Hold Please: A Yacht Rockumentary! Your first-ever anthology of every original note of The Boaty Show music by Jay Nash (www.jaynash.com). Go down below for an exclusive look under the hatch. Scandal! Dirty bilges! Leaky sea cocks! This squinty-eyed gaze into the throbbing musical engine compartment of The Boaty Show is for the saltiest, most seaworthy listeners ONLY. Sex! Drugs! Yacht Rock 'n Roll!

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    16 min
  • Electric Boat Update
    Apr 23 2025

    We're back in Vermont this time for an update on the electric boat industry from Industry Correspondent Jen. We review the Kady Krogan Manatee, a custom fantail launch, and Donzi 18 that should be renamed SCRATCH 'N DENT. You'll be surprised at the winner. No really. Get in touch at www.theboatyshow.com and thanks for listening!

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    46 min
  • FUBAR It Yourself
    Apr 16 2025

    A tin Starcraft, electric hydrofoil and floating houseboat? Boat Of The Week is all over the chart! We discuss your listener corrections and contributions, backwards steering and throttles. Email us at theboatyshow@gmail.com, and thanks for listening!

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    58 min
  • The Full Live Monty
    Apr 11 2025

    Check out the full unedited show we made amidst Jay's Facebook Live streaming concert. This includes the opening segment in addition to a few behind-the-scenes tidbits during the Boat Of The Week and Old Boat Ad segments. Thanks for bearing with us, we're a bit behind on our recording schedule with lots of good life stuff going on! Thanks for listening!

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    30 min
  • Chris Craft Cavalier
    Apr 5 2025

    A musical rendition of Capt David's Spring Checklist? You got it. Be nice, Steph went out on a limb and sang about engine mounts. Encyclopedia John sends us a really cool 1969 Chris Craft Cavalier for Boat Of The Week, including the original catalog copy for your Old Boat Ad. We had to wrap up and get to a meeting, so this one is short. Thanks for listening! Email theboatyshow@gmail.com, back the Kickstarter if you want an album of original music https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theboatyshow/the-boaty-show-album/

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    33 min