🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint

• Our blind loyalty to sports teams
• How much would it take to sleep with ____? Everyone’s got a number, and half of you are out here giving Groupon prices.
• A teen mistaken for a squirrel — a tragic reminder that natural selection’s still putting in overtime.
• And Home Depot offering trade certifications — noble move, or just a quiet way to replace the workers already standing in the parking lot?

Dark humor, bad takes, and questionable morals — you already know what it is.

🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint:

• A school employee loses it — proof that background checks aren't enough.
• Charlie Kirk’s widow gets dragged online — because the internet never misses a chance to kick someone mid-grief.
• A UFO takes a missile to the face and keeps flying — so, yeah… any day now...
• A judge and a public defender throw hands in court — LFG.
• And Sean gets his flowers.

Dark humor, bad takes, and zero filters — just the way you like it.

🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint:

• The Saudis are buying EA — because nothing says “wholesome gaming” like funding your killstreaks with oil money and human rights violations.
• Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl — finally, a halftime show where half the crowd gets pregnant and the other half gets deported.
• And a Red Lobster waitress snapped and started throwing biscuits at customers — proving carbs aren’t the only thing deadly on the menu.