Message in a bottle? No, we’ve got severed toes in a bottle! This episode follows a blue collar ne’er-do-well working in a bottle recycling plant who keeps finding rended appendages in growlers and tall boy cans. Who’s missing these digits and why? Take a listen to find out!

And after the story, Will and Chris talk about the movie Stanley Kubrick said was the most terrifying film he'd ever seen, the Dutch flick The Vanishing. They'll also tackle the novel it's based on and the American remake of the same name from the same director starring Hollywood royalty Jeff Bridges, Kiefer Sutherland, and Sandra Bullock. How does the remake measure up? We'll give you a hint... there's a reason you've never seen it.

Can Pavlov’s principle about salivating dogs possibly apply to people? A crew of thieves down by the Jersey Shore aim to find out as they plot to heist not diamonds or jewels, but a stained glass window.

And after the story, Chris and Will catch each other up on books and movies they’ve been enjoying. We’ve got Jim Thompson’s little read Wild Town, Jeremy Saulnier’s new actioner Rebel Ridge, and ugly Colin Farrell’s brilliant turn in The Penguin. Plus, ever wonder where the term Film Noir came from? Take a listen, as Chris pontificates about his love of the Serie Noire crime fiction books from France.

Waiting on the mailman to deliver a package to your home can be a tiresome chore. Waiting on the mailman to turn up at his own home so you can put a bullet in him can also be a tiresome chore, especially when the sleepy suburban neighborhood he calls home turns out to be not so sleepy. Take a listen to our hard-boiled tale of a very bored hit man as he kills more than just time while waiting for his target.

Then after the story, Chris and Will answer the question, what’s in the box?! That’s right, we’re talking about the stone-cold classic from director David Fincher, Seven.