In this episode, the derailment begins before we’ve even settled in — welcome back to Out of Context Weekly Scenarios. This week’s curiosities arrive in two equally baffling flavours: Imran discovers that there’s an AI Jesus being trialled in Switzerland, sending him spiralling into questions about faith, technology, and whether salvation now comes with an algorithm. Meanwhile, Shaun finds himself deeply moved by a commemorative biscuit moment — specifically, a packet of Jaffa Cakes with his tea, unexpectedly heavy with nostalgia, comfort, and the quiet drama of realising a snack can carry emotional weight.

Off-topic (but very on-brand): Shaun quietly, then not-so-quietly, hits his weight loss goal for the year, prompting reflection, celebration, and the strange anticlimax that comes with achieving something you’ve been aiming at for months.

Our Topic of the Week turns to something we’re all navigating in real time: Adult Struggles. We dig into the unglamorous middle bits — managing energy instead of ambition, the admin of being alive, friendships that require calendars, and the slow realisation that everyone’s winging it, just with different levels of organisation.

Then, in Pop Culture & Current Affairs, we break down our Spotify Wrapped and Apple Music Replay — what our most-played tracks say about our moods, our years, and the patterns we didn’t realise were following us around. From comfort listens to accidental personality traits, it’s a musical audit we didn’t consent to but absolutely will overanalyse.

And finally, we close with Your Distance Dilemmas — real listener stories of friendship, communication, and the blurry terrain between drifting apart and circling back.

As always, it’s just the two of us — chatting nonsense, diving into the serious moments, and tracing that winding line between laughter and the things that hold us together.

In this episode, the derailment begins before we’ve even settled in — welcome back to Out of Context Weekly Scenarios. This week’s curiosities arrive in two equally baffling flavours: Imran finds himself holding a baby for the very first time, rigid with the kind of terror usually reserved for defusing a bomb, while everyone around him insists he’s “a natural.” Meanwhile, Shaun is fake-orgasming in a Dunnes Stores car park for reasons even he can’t fully explain, questioning at what point in life you simply accept that you’ve become your own cautionary tale.

Our Topic of the Week circles something a little more universal: Long Distance FOMO. We explore why watching your friends live their lives through screens can feel like both connection and punishment, how the world keeps spinning without you, and the weird ache of being present but not there — half-included, half-forgotten, and trying to make sense of it.

Then, in Pop Culture & Current Affairs, we turn our attention to all things Christmas — the good, the chaotic, and the quietly stressful. From the pressure cooker of gift-giving to navigating expectation, tradition, and the annual performance of festive cheer, we unpack why this season can feel like both a hug and a headache.

And finally, we close with Your Distance Dilemmas — real listener stories of friendship, communication, and the blurry terrain between drifting apart and circling back.

As always, it’s just the two of us — chatting nonsense, diving into the serious moments, and tracing that winding line between laughter and the things that hold us together.

In this episode, the derailment begins before we’ve even settled in — welcome back to Out of Context Weekly Scenarios. This week’s curiosities arrive in two equally baffling flavours: Imran finds himself on the bus beside a man dressed head-to-toe in full samurai clothing, trying desperately to act normal while quietly wondering whether he’s about to witness a historical reenactment or a public transport fever dream. Meanwhile, Shaun is jolted awake at midnight as an entire cabinet in his kitchen peels itself off the wall and crashes down, leaving him standing in the wreckage like a man questioning every life choice that led him to this very moment.

Our Topic of the Week drifts into the digital threads that connect us: can you keep a bond online? We explore what makes certain connections thrive across screens, why others dissolve the second real life gets loud, and how presence — even pixelated — can still feel real, grounding, and unexpectedly intimate.

Then, in Pop Culture & Current Affairs, we turn our attention to the bizarre case of the man in Zurich who sold fake meat to Muslims between 2011 and 2013 — what happened, why it mattered, and how the story speaks to trust, community, and the strange places deception can take root.

And finally, we close with Your Distance Dilemmas — real listener stories of friendship, communication, and the blurry terrain between drifting apart and circling back.

As always, it’s just the two of us — chatting nonsense, diving into the serious moments, and tracing that winding line between laughter and the things that hold us together.