The rules are simple; a combined, All-Time XI from Scotland, Wales, England and Northern Ireland. A maximum of 4 players from each nation, and a minimum of 2.

Some names on this list have picked themselves (Georgie Best, we’re looking at you) however others had us arguing a bit (Robertson at left-back!?)

Give it a go yourselves and let us know what you’d do differently.

Cheers,

Joe and Gareth x

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From Vollborn to Hradecky, to Kirsten and Havertz; Bayer 04 have never been short of a World-Class player or 2. But can we fit them all into an All-Time Greatest Eleven?

With Gareth taking the more historic route, and Joe opting for the club’s recent success; we’ve built our own individual teams of the finest players Die Werkself has ever had.

(We might have to come back and update this list come end of May, but for now this is how it stands)

Cheers,

Joe and Gareth x

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Gareth Southgate is, in almost every measurable sense, England’s most successful manager. On this episode, we’re looking at common criticism of Southgate, and debunk them one by one.

We look at how Didier Deschamps faced identical issues as France manager yet proved the nay-sayers wrong, and the historic role of the English Media in lambasting their National Managers.

We’re firmly Team Southgate here on The England B Team Podcast; give us half an hour and you will be too.

Cheers,

Joe and Gareth x

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Chapters:

0:00 - Welcome back, you lovely lot

2:52 - The English Media and THAT Flag Controversy

6:30 - Providing Context; Previous Managers

13:46 - A likeable England team!?

19:22 - Southgate v Deschamps

24:47 - Alternatives?

31:45 - A Final Passionate Plea to the English

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The tradition of a team song for the FA Cup Final was a great one; images of uncomfortable players in a recording studio, headphones on, joined by a local pop star are iconic. But where did the tradition actually start, and when did it officially end?

From the 1970s hit “Blue is the Colour” right through to Arsenal’s Hot Stuff and the infamous Anfield Rap; we take a look at the FA Cup Final Song tradition and our personal favourites from it.

Cheers,

Joe and Gareth x

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Chapters:

0:00 - England B and The BBC

3:52 - What is an FA Cup Final Song?

5:30 - Blue is the Colour and Maggie Thatcher

10:15 - Our Top 5

11:02 - Spurs with Chas and Dave

13:08 - United with Status Quo

14:35 - The ’97 Final

18:17 - Arsenal’s Hot Stuff

20:58 - The Anfield Rap

29:04 - Sergio Ramos and other Music Careers

35:00 - An Update to The England B Team

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From Shevchenko at Chelsea, to Nacho Novo at Glentoran; nobody is ever prepared for a football flop. But what causes a player to "flop"? And is the term overused?

This week we take a dive into the factors contributing to a player's underperformance, and what the criteria are to be considered a flop.

Cheers,

Joe and Gareth x

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Chapters:

0:00 - What's on the menu today?

3:35 - Factors that cause flopping

7:20 - Biggest Transfers of all time, flops?

13:45 - Empathy on the England B Team

14:50 - Nacho Novo and Djemba-Djemba

19:10 - Freddy Adu

23:04 - Andriy Shevchenko

26:05 - Kerlon (The Seal Dribble)

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Welcome back to Season 2 of The England B Team Podcast! We’ve got a new set of threads as we gear up to take this podcast to the next level in 2024. 

But to kick the New Year off, we’ve got a topic very close to our wee adopted German hearts; Crazy German Goalkeepers.

From Oliver Kahn getting arrested three times in one day for speeding (in 2 different countries) to Jens Lehmann taking a chainsaw to his neighbours tree, the Germans do an unhinged keeper better than anyone. 

Also a huge thank you to Gareth Gra for our new logo, intro video and anything else you see new in our graphic designs. You can find his website at ggra.me or hit him up on IG @garethgra

Cheers,

Joe and Gareth x

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Chapters:

0:00 - New Year, New Threads, New Us

2:30 - Germany and Goalkeepers

3:47 - Why are goalkeepers unhinged?

9:28 - The Psychological Competencies of a keeper

13:28 - German Football Culture doesn’t help

18:20 - Jens Lehmann

23:25 - Oliver Kahn

27:08 - Hans-Jörg Butt

28:08 - Sepp Maier

28:26 - Harald Schumacher

29:29 - Tim Wiese

32:40 - Manuel Neuer

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To celebrate making it all the way to Episode 10, we've taken a more personal approach to this week's episode; today we're talking about Football Moments that changed our lives.

We'll talk about our own experiences (similar events but very different outcomes) as well as some of our listeners favourite moments from The Beautiful Game. Champions League finals, German mega derbies and throwing up on live TV; it's all in here.

We'll be back in 2024 with new episodes and content, with some very big things planned. See you all then,

Cheers,

Joe and Gareth x

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Chapters:

0:00 - Very different ideas on the task

5:25 - Joe's CL 2012 experience

15:25 - Tyler's Liverpool Comeback

17:50 - Luca and Italia 2006

19:52 - Kieran and the Leicester miracle

22:55 - The Argentinian Rangers fan

27:30 - Tiago in Porto

30:05 - Oisín and Dortmund

32:10 - Gareth's Live TV boke

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In this mini-episode, we take a look at Chelsea's tumultuous start to the season and some of the reasons behind it, including transfer policy, tactics and injuries.

We also chat about the slim glimmer of hope that remains for the future.

If you have any questions, football trivia or topics you want us to discuss (or if you just wanna swing by and say hi), here's all our socials;

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Cheers,

Joe and Gareth x

Chapters:

0:00 - Intro

0:30 - Inconsistency

2:08 - Highlights of the season

3:00 - Chelsea's Strongest XI

4:50 - The Captaincy

5:58 - Worst moments

7:00 - Chelsea champions!?

7:40 - The Future

8:30 - Positivity?

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