Everybody acts like the Bible fell out the sky, leather-bound, gold-edged, and KJV-approved. No, it didn’t.

This episode of 2weIrDOs peels back the layers of the Bible’s messy, magical, and political history. We’re talking:

✨ Hebrew, Greek, and mistranslated words that shaped entire doctrines

✨ Why “young woman” became “virgin” (and how purity culture was born)

✨ How kings, councils, and colonizers edited Scripture for power

✨ The receipts on biblical magic — dream interpretation, astrology, divination, oh my

✨ How the Bible was weaponized against African and Indigenous practices

✨ And most importantly: how to reclaim the text without letting it control you

If you’ve ever wondered: Who really wrote this? or Why does this verse feel so wrong? — this is your episode.

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This is your sacred space, baby. Come as you are, sip some tea, and let’s deconstruct the myths together.

Because the Bible is a library, not a leash — and you deserve to walk in freedom.