Buckle up for an unfiltered Pool House ride as Alex and Kelsey spiral through a week of chaos — tackling everything from PCOS advocacy to the return of Alex’s Handsome Arc, from presidential impressions to a bizarre office Ratatouille situation.

Expect humor, real talk, tangents galore, (and doing our best to steer the vibes and protect your sanity along the way).

💫 Topics include:
✅ PCOS, healthcare struggles, and self-advocacy
✅ The art of the cremains call voice
✅ Adorable rats in questionable situations
✅ The Handsome Arc reborn
✅ America, kombucha coleslaw, and Creed

Join us for laughter, chaos, and a little light in the darkness.

Alex gets mistaken for a criminal, Kelsey injects herself on-mic like a badass, and someone might be harboring live rodents at the office. This one has everything: PCOS advocacy, Real ID rants, mango kombucha obsession, ghost echoes of the Pool House, and one cleanly delivered joke that’s definitely going to get heard by the wrong person.

There’s court, burps, and ancient pain disguised as satire.

Also—GT Dave, we love you. Please sponsor us.

This week, Alex and Kelsey broadcast straight from the heart of the chaos realm. Topics include: being declared a hero by Margaritaville™, breaking up with your Snap score, ex-lurkers watching from the digital bushes, bitchcraft (yes, really), scrying mirror rituals, farming wisdom, hate crime grief, and one hell of a live truth spike about who actually told Alex not to trust Kelsey.

Also: questionable mail, unexpected impressions, spiritual exorcisms in real time, and so much more.

WARNING: If you’re watching from afar hoping it still burns—you might want to take your AirPods out.